Swagger Inn: Thread 98 - Keep Wenching, How Else Do We Know We're Truly Alive?

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Hope it's not a duplicate!

elk has babyelk been talking to babymouse? He's also covered himself in a cup of water. And is bloody hard to get dressed. I don't remember toddler being so squirmy or determined to escape. I have to use my feet to hold him down whilst I change him.

Afternoon

Lovely links helen thank you, haven't watched them all yet, will do that later when DCs are in bed I think. We've seen pics or gifs from the Aramis one before I think?

No doubt they have some sort of telepathic connection mouse She's also following a friend's little boy's example by climbing before mastering walking, hurling dinner across the room when she's had enough and licking the cat food a pellet at time before depositing it in their water bowl
The joys of children

Celebrated with Swedish fika, then bought British snacks, Aussie ginger beer and polish pickles

Flops

Oh and we're now starting to plan our trip to Oxford with surroundings this fall

Mint choc chip frappicino. Basically melted ice cream in a cup. This one's for you, NorFlops

Afternoon/evening wenches.

DS2 has been having one of his usual argumentative I'm not going to listen to anything you have to say days. I'm on the Bellini already.

Very windy here and lots of dark clouds gathering so DH is of course doing a barbecue.

Well, helllllloooooo.....oh.

^^ The moment you spot a VVHBF in John Lewis, and in the process of checking him out, spot his wedding ring.

Only Waitrose to go then home and

We've not had this for aaaaaaaaaages.

Sounds like a lovely day ww, and Oxford you say? Very nice

letus Bellini sounds like the best option. And why would DS2 listen to you? You're only his mother, so by definition you know fuck all about anything. Just remember all these moments, for the time will eventually come when this is proved not to be true and he will have to admit the error of his ways. At this point you can mentally, or literally, dance around, shove two fingers up at him and look smug. You may be waiting a while though, so best stock up on the Bellini 'til then.

Commiserations cinn

You've done well issy to stay out so long

Must jump in the shower, am off out to dinner with DCs & the ex, laters

Just watched that Athos video

I'll be honest Fancy, I can't ever see that day coming with DS2. DS1 yes, but not DS2. Ah well.

I could just stare at that picture of Aramis and Athos.

Cinn was it like the opening titles to that Chanell 4 sitcom which starred Beattie Edney where she sees a HF coming into a cafe who looks like he's wearing a rucksack, but he turns around and it's a baby sling? I'm going to have to look that programme up now.

Dressing for Breakfast was the sitcom. Loved it

Hej hej Wicked. Happy national day etc. I love this whole Fika thing. It's just so civilised.

Sooooo.

I am in midst of delayed effects from last night. Are you any better Mrs B?

Got in v late with a lift back so paid Ds1 to bike over and drive my car back this morning. Lazy huh. This is also why I lazily leave the bike carriers on all the time. I think Thule are Swedish.

So... After rolling in in the early hours, had a short kip and then inspired by a certain story (looks round circumspectly) had the BEST early morning kneeling up sex at about 530.

Then I have been blessed by sitting outside with ds4 watching MrC and the big 3 playing cricket. And enjoyed reading all the SF and Nonny from the snuggery. Oooh it's all hotting very nicely. Will review au Snug but I have to say the hair brushing bit was fab.

However my rock n roll lifestyle now taken it's toll. I've just cooked a curry for when they get back from cricket. I just want a bath and to relax, but there's the bloody champions league final which means loads of people round. I might have to get the Peach Bellini out in a hair of the dog situ.....

Oh and I've watched the TB vid but not the others yet. He looks FIT AS FUCK and i thoroughly enjoyed all the description of how he wanted to uncoil from the character and then turn back in. I've now watched about 45 times. Such an anticlimax each time when you're just lost in his voice and then // it stops. Bollocks. Could literally listen all day.

I'm very much Team Athos atm, but would still shag the other three and Treville senseless.

"Kneeling up sex"?
Erm...what?

Well I'm glad I provided endless mirth with my 'preloved menstrual equipment' shenanigans. I keep having those awful 'what if...' Flashbacks. I mean, what would I have said if a mum and daughter had been there..it was such a small toilet it would have just rolled obpver to their feet..God!

Hope the heads are feeling a tad better comtess and bea. I seem to have really gone off drinking at the moment. One and I just want coffee and my bed.

I too love that we're interchangeable Nor. I thought the video was just lovely . He had the best spreadage and I could imagine peeling back that jacket a little more to kiss his neck, then chest, then....

Hellllooo wenchi

I'm having a lovely time with a bottle of Bellini & those vids while I wait for my dinner to be cooked. Dog's has just made me all gooey I do luffs him, I do.

Worryingly I have combined it with applying for 4 x US visas. What could possibly go wrong eh?

Have some Araleaning porn

Evening all. DS1/2 conned my mum into a sleepover and DS3 has just fallen asleep next to watching Shaun yawn the Sheep.

We went to a certain cultural event today that was still on when I checked yesterday and cancelled when we fucking arrived today.

Even shit days are not usually too shitty but today has been shitty.