Swagger Inn: Thread 98 - Keep Wenching, How Else Do We Know We're Truly Alive?

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Hope it's not a duplicate!

Ds1 adopted a.polar bear and called.it Keith

Here I am! Just been really tired lately. Off to celebrate the Swedish National Day with a fika. Mwah

Morning wenches

Wicked Enjoy your fika - next time you are over we should try that fika bar!

Fancy OMG those pics are adorable! Gorgeous men and cats - too cute!

Wicked!

Morning wenchi!

Have skimmed the thread, but that Tom vid has wiped everything from my mind. He's so lovely.

Snails eh? Well, I'm sitting here with Footner exfoliating sock things on my feet with my trousers rolled up and feel absolutely disgusting. I can't get up and walk for fear of slithering over.

Oh, I've remembered Flopperses mini-adventure with the tampax. Hilarious! thank God I don't need those any more

Wicked!!

Livia, have you bought those PC November tickets yet? FFS woman, stop dicking around and and just buy them.
Or else we'll all climb on you until you do!!!

What is footner!?

The Kingy video is good too. Am I right in thinking I am still the only one in the Kingy queue? (Hopeful)

Morning! Sunny here. Off to funoutdoorplace soon.

norah she's the one that chucks her preloved menstrual accessories about

Ahahahahahahahaha.

(sorry flops)

Susan, Steve, and now Sharon. Ha ha.

Hopes the footner works apricot, it didn't do THAT much for me.

Liking all the references to flopsy's tubing toilet disaster.

Yes sorry sparks, I now get that they were KEPT from us. Joins sparks queue to protest at useless PR/marketing dept.

I think a calendar is first thing I'd want. after they deliver Porthos to me for a good scrub. Eh wenchies? Eh? Eh?

I've never used it before Chaise so we shall see.

Footner for Badders

Hope you have a good day WW.

ROFL at menstrual accessories.

I've used a cheaper version of footner. It was ok but I found my ped egg did the same thing without having to wear disgusting slimy socks.

Lovely links I need to peruse them at leisure.

I've finally managed to wrest the game I've wanted to play for ages off Mr M and am trying to persuade the mice to sit in the corner doing quiet activities whilst lobbing the occasional biscuit at them. It's not working.

Speaking of Mr M, I am slightly annoyed at him. Sent him out to the big asda to get top up groceries (milk, bread, fruit etc). He came back with booze and a multipack of coke cans.

have a lovely fika

chaise Not yet - am trying to get my cousin to go with me as he is a bodybuilder and might have the capacity to hold me back so I don't try to lick/sniff/dribble on PC

Why not get two tickets anyway? I'm sure you'll find someone to go with you.

Biotanics - botanics
Chip - cheap
Also did I say 'offer'? Clearly not enough times!

Hello wenches. I'm laying on sofa in pjs with hangover. I am 43 years old, you'd think I would have learnt by now . Didn't feel too bad last night either . Wonder how Comtess is? She had her book group last night too iirc.

DS is having an Octonaut regression. It's been HTTYD for the past year, but today we have gups and plastic sea creatures everywhere and he is acting out the stories. Aww. I'm "helping" by googling fish and stuff for him.

Have RBNR much other than snorting at Flopsy and the pre-loved menstrual accessories throwing and a big for Mouse and all those shitty forms. Drink is right, you don't get stuff unless you shout and persist for it . And like the others said he IS perfect, awesome comes in all shapes, sizes and types.

Liv buy tickets. Dooooooo it. You have until Nov to prepare and for PCap to get the restraining order sorted

Think of all the stuff you've been doing recently. You can do this too. Plus we've got you.

Oh and those videos are amazing. Fuck (ylt) that man is delicious.

Footner is great...I've used it twice and it does a brilliant job. It's a bit slimy but you do get an entertaining couple of weeks whilst all the skin on your feet falls off.

MrsB, you've got to do it now and again to remind you of your yoof.

Gorgeous GIF Apes....his hands

Drink it's ok, we're all fluent in Drinkspeak now

Chez Elk, Babyelk, who has turned nappy changing/being dressed into an Olympic sport, requiring a full warm up and sports psych, has been dressed, pooed prodigiously through all layers of clothes - been dressed - vommed over me, the floor, my bed and herself - been dressed - pulled a pint of water over herself. Ignored....she'll dry.

All the while keeping up an impressive high level scream as close to my ear as possible.

She's been handed to MrElk.

Afternoon from the ocassionally sunny south coast!

Amazingly have managed to have time to self when out with dc. Who knew that taking them to an excellent play park in the city centre would result in being abandoned by the kids while they go off to do something more interesting instead? Ran out of newspaper to read!

So far have vanquished the swimming lesson, drinks on the red double decker come cafe and picnic lunch , plus one supermarket trip down. Three more and a haircut for ds1 to go before we can go back home and disrupt the marking, and more importantly watch the VIDEO (tired over breakfast but it was hopeless and it would kill my data allowance. I may just have to take the kids to a cafe with free wireless mid afternoon instead)

ww hope you're have a suitably Swedish national day!

Must try those sock for my horny feet (I truly am a hobbit)