Swagger Inn: Thread 98 - Keep Wenching, How Else Do We Know We're Truly Alive?

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Hope it's not a duplicate!

& for ali amd badds families, eh? I think you're right wicked and a remote commune with no telephone contact is the way to go.

Mouse - brilliant news re. TM and SEN School
Madame - don't GIVE UP somking - just see how long you can go without having one. (less pressure - it worked for a friend of mine)

for Badders - how did DS getting o with her TB?
Re. pains in the backside DH's - I try to look on it as my DH wanting to share his excitement with me. It doesn't work, I just try to pretend it helps when he drags me away from somethin got see somehting that I don't really care about is less than fascinating.

Evening wenches.

Brilliant news re TM Mouse!

Agree that hayfever is shit. Tomorrow is forecast for very high for pollen. Fucking pollen.

Where is everyone?

I'm off to the hayloft - sterling work on the fresh bedding LetUs

Comtess.... are you sitting down??

I swallowed some toothpaste and now feel sick. Not a lot, just alittlw but it certainly irritated my throat and I can feel it in my food tract.

Hellos all round also, congrats mouse, on your shitty day bads, was the I Can't Believe its not Footner any cheaper drink?

BabyElk hasnt pooed today and now won't go to sleep

Lovely new Tom pics courtesy of the fabulous Lurky.

Ugly and big nosed??? I think not!

Prosthetics m'dear

Though prosthetics aren't necessary for radio of course so he can look however we imagine him.... hmmmmmmm....................

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Just nipped in to get more ^^ supplies

Night all!

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You're welcome Helen

We're watching Hawaii Five-0. It's really quite crap. Therefore, I am off to the Hayloft.

Night night gorgeous wenches

Good lord. What an exquisite amalgamation of lighting & man.

Evening all

Expect you are all wisely in your beds. I have just got in from work .

Soooooo Ooof lovely Tom blue shirt pics. Yum. I love that cross body arm thing he does. So self effacing. He is lovely, just fucking lovely. .

Mouse yay for TM and the Principled Principal. I LOVE a can-do attitude and positive approach. I have a very good feeling about it all for you.

I am consciously not going to share what happened last night when I whispered the SF magic phrase to Mr C at midnight. Next time I'm on the bubbles you can ask me. All I will say is 1) it's very effective 2) a very nice John Lewis lamp got broken in the melee.

I'll have to have a TB shopping day.

Night wenchi. Loves you I do.

Ps yes Ffestiniog is in North Wales. There is a train which toddlers adore.

Now that's what I call a pick me up Mmmmm

Just seen the time stamp on my previous post. This makes me more happy than it should.

Catching up...

Hope you're coping with the parental visit madame, I've only got arsey twice so far . Good luck with the fags

Commiseration to hay-fever wenches, 'tis miserable.

Er, see my first para livia, I have even more need of stress relieving outlets for the next few days and none of them will involve feathery stroking.

Yay for the pre-school news mouse, that's fantastic

ali sounds like you need or for yourself too, especially re DH working at home . Always used to drive me insane.

elk it was £4.55 with delivery from Amazon. Good reviews. I also spotted yesterday one from Purederm (the company that makes the white moisturizing under eye mask that I use) and they have them for £2.99 with delivery.I shall see what happens with this first.

spark I'm surprise you can spell 'amalgamation' when looking at that picture.

Today we're going to the hospital for an audiology appointment.most likely it's nothing but I'm getting driven round the bend with DD not hearing me. It might be just sth like me either saying things too quietly and then shouting but I ythought it's best to check.

Also I promised the swimming pool visit after so heed to shave mybthighs and bikini line. FMT. FMBL.

Comtesse...dh has been on that train!
Feeling slightly less ragey this morning...it won't last!
Drink...I have ordered the non footner footner
Weather looks crap which is a pain as I have piles of washing to get dry....sigh.
Busy weekend ahead...ds2 is 12 on Saturday (how did that happen!) so I need to buck up!

Sigh....ds1
Ds1 is 12 on Saturday...

Hope it works, badds
There was no way I was spending 15 wuid on real one!

Wjere doesnthe time go, eh?

Tom needs to sort his facial hair out. Hasn't he finished The War thing yet? It's putting me off.

Iknow, I know....I always feel quite melancholy on his b day - he had such a rough start in life and his babyhood wasn't much fun for me BUT he is a good kid.
My dad would be so proud of him

ooooh comtesse what line was it? Was it 'Having a nice day?', 'I need to see when they are ready to leave' or something else?
Oh, I know, it was 'it's a good job you're tall, no awkward angles' wasn't it?
oooh, you can't tease us like that! A smashed lamp!

drinky I've been on antihistamines since about Feb and have been on nasal spray since the grass started growing and being cut. I tend to wear my sunglasses as much as possible which in my head seems to help but I do use eye drops if I must and I'm using my inhaler as well.

You had a better day letus?

SNuggles back down with baddersz