Swagger Inn: Thread 98 - Keep Wenching, How Else Do We Know We're Truly Alive?

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Hope it's not a duplicate!

Is that a hint you'd like me to post the links again norah?

Maaaayyyybbeeeee.

the jackdaw/Edward Kenway
traitor /haytham Kenway templar fic
hawks and eagles

Hello wenches. My, we are all a load of pervs in here, arent we

Thanks all for the non smoking well wishes. Very patient of you, since youve all been here with me a few dozen times before.

Taxi and train booked tomorrow for stupid o clock. Operation #trainmumhowtolookafterds is under way. Its going ok so far.

Oh and YAY TM AND MOUSE for nursery place!!!! Wooo!!!!

Oooh, Malcolm and Sam...I had lovely fantasies about them for many years...

Evening

Congrats TM

Good luck with the stop smoking thingy!

I'm knackered.

DC driving me mad
Dh being a twat
Mum making me want to rip out my hair by the roots
Ah...must be hell week!
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Ffs.
Why can't everyone just fuck off and leave me alone!?
Fuckers.

The iPad just altered ffs to Ffestiniog.
That's quite amusing.

Finally, the little blighters are in bed. Babymouse decided to cover himself, the highchair, the floor, his brother and me in food. He insists on feeding himself and screams if anyone tries to help so everything gets covered in food.

Good luck Madame May the wench be with you. I used to be a smoker long ago. You can do it.

Thanks all for the well wishes wrt to toddlermouse. It's a massive weight off my shoulders. The principal called me earlier and said that even though the local authority would be sending a letter that they have no places, they discussed it internally and would make an exception for TM. So just ignore the letter as they think they can help TM. I wanted to kiss the man.

Awwww mouse! What a lovely guy.

Wtf is Festiniog anyway? Is it welsh?

Oh ffs. In their infinite wisdom, PILs have bought Mr M a book of riddles and puzzles and he's reading them out to me.

'Why does a kettle get quieter before it boils?'

I don't know. I don't care. Just shut the fuck up and leave me alone. If I wanted to be asked stupid questions I'd have kept the kids downstairs.

Omg mouse...just hearing about that is giving me the RAGE ??

It's ok. He and the book are going for a bath. I get silence. At last.

Oh...it would be awful if the book got wet and ruined wouldn't it?
Just awful

Huge hugs to all wenches who are struggling. - take your pick.

Bad week here too, crazy mental aunt/legal/will crap still dragging on, DH is having a depressive dip (I sympathise but ooooommmmmgggg it is giving me the rage), DS2 is waking at 5am every morning and has totally lost his grip on his temper and started lashing out at the other children at preschool.
I'm stressing at how little I have got organised for our holiday - although my passport came today having taken less than a week from start to finish, so yay for that!

mouse I totally feel your pain. Wednesday is one of the days I am normally in the house on my own - however today DH decided to work from home.. I came upstairs at about 5pm to grab 5 minutes peace with a cuppa - immediately from the office 'Alibabs come and see this I want to show you something' about some dumb film trailer - just like the bloody children!

Sorry to hear that ali :(
Mum just phoned. She wants me to sort out her holiday insurance tomorrow. Sigh. Why can't she just do it herself? "I can't remember everything thats wrong with me" !!! Christ.
God forbid my siblings should fucking do it.
Oh no.
They are far too busy not that they know her medical issues anyway
My sister has been a real cow lately. Moody (even more so than usual) and being really PA.
Don't see my bro much - but he does phone mum every day which means he is the best child obv
Argh.

Norah I did shit myself when I first posted When I didn't have any messages calling me a wanker, I thought it was a good sign

And for all of those who like Malcolm/Jamie/Sam there is an adorable multi chapter work called Entanglements by Malana which is a three way relationship and Sam gets pregnant! It's amazing!

Evening all!

Yay! For ToddlerMouse - so pleased for you all and how lovely of the Head. Brilliant news.

Madame - another ex-smoker here, 12 years stopped except when drunk about twice a year when I might have one or two. I'm still quite cross that cigs are bad for you - I used to love smoking. Oh well.

Hope you're having a better day letUs and that Elk manages to get a better nights sleep and a lie in. I also don't envy the hayfever Drink, hope it wears off soon.

Weather is finally lovely here today but should be raining by the weekend

I've got work to do tonight, so will try and catch up later. ttfn.

Wench community anyone?

Big music festival all.type.event here at the weekend

It's going to.Piss it down, poor sods.

Mouse You may not look at the Cardinal or Dog in the same way again

Wicked I'm up for that! We could have a writing room where all the Tav authors could work on their masterpieces although we may need a lot of soundproofing in the dungeon area

Yay for TM,mouse!

I have the non-footner footner on my feet. A bit cold . Put socks on and then winter slippers!