Swagger Inn: Thread 98 - Keep Wenching, How Else Do We Know We're Truly Alive?

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Hope it's not a duplicate!

Loving the Dreams you all have. Why don't I have TM ie TB dreams, like everrrrr?

OK, am going in to PMs. I've drawn the curtains, switched my phone off & barricaded the door.

I have really boring dreams chaise. One's where I make a sandwich or do the vacuuming. That's only slightly less dull than my real life.

The one actual dream I had with attractive male celebs (the winchesters from supernatural) I took them to the post office to fill out some forms.

In the fast paced world of Drink, I spent most of the afternoon trying to email the admission form to the school. I needed a memory stick for that, only found the old one, which wasn't working. I tried clearing it out but it still wouldn't work. Anyway, I also sorted out travel insurance and one for my shitePhone. I left it in Boots the other day and I dropped it several times so I think I need it .

Now watching Are You Being Served?

anne I'd wouldn't be able to look myself in the mirror if I didn't try it on every so often.

drink - did that programme provide any info on where actors playing HBFs may relax after a long day's filming? I'm thinking it may be more Luca's cup of tea than TBs though

Glad the interview went well, hope something comes up there soon

Good luck with your application too badders, I can't think of anyone I'd prefer to handle my goods (Santi excepted obv.)

MOUSE
MOOOOUUUUUSSSSSSSIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE

holy fucking shit. shit shit shit. LOOK AT THIS PICTURE MOUSE LOOKY LOOKY LOOK.

Afternoon all!

Congrats on a sexy dream Letus

Liv I too fail at understanding tumblr and Pinterest although use both (badly). I fear they are 'for the kids'

WW go you for reminding others of your awesomeness.

I too shall be like Luca's mum. I'm 4'10.5 (the half is important!), DrIssy is 5'10 and ds1, at 8, is already 116cm (compared to my 147cm). That said, both boys will still be shortarses, just bigger ones than me.

Will probably not be on this evening as final have DrIssy back from marking purdah/external examining in Yorkshire. Am planning to feed dc early but fear that instead of romantic dinner together, we'll end up eating off our laps on the sofa

Is that wsb working out?

I've seen some gifs of him fighting with Chris evans. Would you like me to post them?

My report is winging its way back to you Nor.

norah over here!

m.youtube.com/watch?v=eidATVU0Emo

Yes mouse
Yes it is.

Oh, go on then. Might as well eh?

Nor would it help if I posted another foot pic, just to keep your mind off the stress of waiting for feedback?

bless you liv but no.

mouse the running one and the stomach one and the arm ones and the lying on the floor with me straddling him one

Golly he's very good with his hands isn't he?

Gosh.it's a year since rik mayall died
My kindle changed it to rim
I think.he would have liked that
WOOF!!

And for those that like their men a bit more pixelly (errrm me, badders, norah and alibabs I think )

m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=k26qKeJ0fVE

I thought he died 6 months ago or so

Nice mouse
Verrrryyyyy nice

OK Apricot you can post the link to the video if you like

Thanks Sparks and Lurky. For newer inhabitants of the Swagger Inn, the video only includes the first group of wenches, although I think one or two of them are missing and some are on the wrong teams.

Lurky was the first of the second group and it was she who gave me the courage to jump in, after lurking for months.

Disclaimer from Norah:
NORAH IS TEAM PORTHOS. SHE ALWAYS WAS EXCPET RIGHT AT THE BEGINNING FOR ABOUT A WEEK/FORTNIGHT WHERE SHE WAS ARAMIS. BUT SHE SWAPPED AND THOUGH SHE STILL RETAINED HER ARAMIS THURSDAY RIGHTS, WAS FOREVER MORE A TEAM PORTHOS WENCH. THIS HAPPENED WAAAAY BEFORE FLOPPERSZ EVEN POSTED AND STUFF. AND IN FACT SHE WAS THE ONLY MEMBER OF TEAM PORTHOS FOR AGES. 'K?

SI Wench Trip created by Lurky

Jesus Christ apes what the hell is that?

Thats a video that a former wench called lurky made for us some time ago mouse.

Awwww, thanks lurky. That was piggin brilliant.

Evening

Thanks for your kind words wenches

So, will you be fondling any tiny melons mine or anything Bads