Swagger Inn: Thread 98 - Keep Wenching, How Else Do We Know We're Truly Alive?

[LetUsPrey]

Hope it's not a duplicate!

An intermittent drizzle norah?

Hello all.

Hugs for all job-hating, loo-hiding wenches.

Madame, Lurky found a site with some stills from Donkey Punch. To be honest, I thought it had already been on here ages ago.

I have the link to Lurky's Wench Trip, but perhaps one of the Twitter wenches should ask her first if it's ok to post it again.

Excellent dream there LetUs. I had a wench dream, no Musketeers sadly. Norah was at my house and we were chatting when two other wenches arrived with their DHs and DCs. I can't remember who they were. Anyway I said 'Guess who's here .... Norah' and they started chatting whilst I went to make a cuppa. Then it all turned into a nightmare when I couldn't find the mugs, I hadn't got enough milk and it just went on and on in slo-mo until I woke up. It was lovely to meet Norah though, even if it was just a dream.

Well done on the interview WW, it's always a good idea to get yourself known.

Good luck with your application Baddz.

No sun here today after I've done loads of washing. FMW

Forgot to say good luck to badders.

And sounds like your interview went really well ww.

I just got distracted by thinking of synonyms for chest hair. And thinking about chest hair.

Good luck with the job application Baddz!

I've done the mowing I intended to do yesterday so it's off to work I go. See you later wenches. ttfn

I went with a sneeze in the end wenches thanks drink

Aww, how lovely apricot

Dreamwise, other than my recurring 'wenches do karaoke and wow the musketeers' dream I've had ones involving....

Luther, that was a good one. As you could well imagine and there was up against the wall and in front of the fire, then in the bath/shower and finally on the bed. Yes. Disappointed doesn't come close to covering how it felt to wake up.

Thranduil. That was another epic dream that left me er....tingling all day I get a frisson every time I look at a Thranduil or LP picture now.

Porthos

Athos, actually no, it was TB. Oops soz wenches.

Sean Bean Boromir.

I'm waiting for a WSB one if I'm honest. I did start one last night and got as far as 'howie' lifting me onto his cock but then ds4 climbed over me again so I woke up.this 'howie' btw. Not that bowfuckingtie and SLIPONS wearing weirdo wot spouts off all manner of poncery. 'K?

I've not had a sexytimes dream about a wench yet though. Although that might be a bit awkward in the morning so silver linings etc.

You can post (if she lets you) that video but only if in massive letters you write.

NORAH IS TEAM PORTHOS. SHE ALWAYS WAS EXCPET RIGHT AT THE BEGINNING FOR ABOUT A WEEK/FORTNIGHT WHERE SHE WAS ARAMIS. BUT SHE SWAPPED AND THOUGH SHE STILL RETAINED HER ARAMIS THURSDAY RIGHTS, WAS FOREVER MORE A TEAM PORTHOS WENCH. THIS HAPPENED WAAAAY BEFORE FLOPPERSZ EVEN POSTED AND STUFF. AND IN FACT SHE WAS THE ONLY MEMBER OF TEAM PORTHOS FOR AGES. 'K?

Oh and I've written some more Araporn.

A sneeze of chest hair? How does that make sense? Appreciate you were offered no alternatives.

I have am listening to lectures on Russian literature whilst working. Who knew that It could perk up the day.

Madame, in my book club we discuss the book not in a formal way, we have no questions etc, digress to other books and random cultural stuff - but they are all writers/academics but we often got pissed when we were meeting in a pub. There is still alcohol but much less pissedness. (Real word).

I'm also catsbumming at sneeze Honestly, we've had vomitinterruptus, can we leave sneezes out of it? It's not the involuntary body spasming I had in mind.

I'll ask Lurky.

Ahahahahahaha.

So.

WHo wants to review?

Norah I know its too late but I think its more of "an excuse for chest hair"

More Araporn? Fuck me, you are prolific! Clever wench - perhaps you could record yourself reading them so we could have them as background in the cellar (too weird?)

Just realised that I can get my phone to read out any text from a website, am SOOOOOOO tempted to make it read some of the Tav Lit

MEmemememe. I want to review

WW Sounds like it went really well - really glad!

In fact by way of celebration, have a little present...

Afternoon

I'm happy to volunteer for a review (predictable)

If you want a word to describe Aramis's chest hair then it is a perfection of chest hair. < gives livia a hard stare>

Ok, will reread and pm you sparkersz I neeeeeed an ARAWENCH to help with this.

Awright liv?

Oh imagine if they could get phones and stuff to read out things in celebrity voices!

Oh dear Fancy - if you want perfect chest hair, look no further....

I am happy to help with reviewing too Norah if it stops you telling me off for posting PC pics

Oops, xpost. Erm...

Tell you what's wenchies. strip and fight it out and I'll watch let me know.
< rubs thighs >

I'm so bored at work...

Norah I knew those PC pics would give you TRH

Yes liv
You know i don't mind you posting pics of of PC (other than the foot ones) but it's the others see?

Awww, but you're so cute and fluffy and squishy (in a good way)

Arf, I take it the AraWenches aren't that into him it after all. 'S ok.

anne a sneeze of something is a small amount.

Hellloooooo? I responded within TWO MINUTES - how much quicker do I have to be?

Love you Nor and I understand your point about the other wenches although perhaps they should have gone to Specsavers

You realise that the arawenches are probably in the process of knocking seven shades of shit out of each other right now, don't you?

Aw I wanted to watch.
Ok. Stand by.....

I knew what you meant drinky