Swagger Inn: Thread 98 - Keep Wenching, How Else Do We Know We're Truly Alive?

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Hope it's not a duplicate!

Sadly not, the boys are being demanding and wanting things from me so I can't spend my time looking for stuff.

But the creator of the very lovely assassin porn has updated the altaïr/hawks and eagles one. And I think it's vair good.

My DC know what Minecraft is. I even asked them if it was something they are interested in, but no. It seems as long as they can watch next weeks Horrible Histories preview on the iPad they are happy.

Realky bored at work and hiding on the loo. I have loads to do I am just not inspired to do any of it at all.

Fancy he might have been on your to do list but it was Monday so FTFO ok.

Yes, I'm like that, I'm in the mood for going and wasting hours on Pinterest etc so am trying not to. IySWIM?

Hey anne

Ooooh, an oak tree.... Hmmmmmmmmmmm. Been done though innit. FMTL.

Morning wenches

Anne I too have been hiding in the toilet most of the morning - a combo of avoiding one of my colleagues (who is a particular pita), feeling a little sick after overeating this morning and being bored of what is on my desk

^^ Alright, lovely? yet again, has forgotten to clean teeth in between Cardinal sexy time and wench snogging

That family pic with Luca is soooooo adorable ^^

I know I am a lot little older than him but he is ridiculously good looking, isn't he!

I would still choose PC over him but it really would be lovely to have a crack at them both

I appear to be OTH as well

Pinterest is a black hole of time wasting.

Just catching up with last night's musings

Norah You DO know you look about 23, don't you!

^^

Now you are here, would you like me to post some more PC hotness, as I know you particularly like it

I struggle to get my head round Pinterest. There are some pages devoted to PC, which is lovely, but I get a bit confused with it all! Mind you, I'm still not sure I totally understand Tumblr, although I go through stages of being on it a lot!

Well……that's a very kind offer but I think I'll pass liv

Wouldn't want to deprive the other wenches of the opportunity.

Mouse That is very generous of you - especially as they are all secret PC fans but they are too shy to admit it

has no on checked out the programme I mentioned?
sex, stags and Prague on BBC there catch up. ERM, interesting

I don't have catch up TV so I will have to check it out at the weekend Drink

My internet connection isn't good enough to stream drink… but I'll look it up.

'Lo everyone.

Did I mention to anyone how much I HATE MY BLOODY JOB??

letus congratulations on your AMAZING dream. Wel jel.

elk what did lurky do?

Btw, could we post the link to the vid lurky made for us? So newer wenches can see it? It is totes amazeballs after all....

^^ still haven't cleaned teeth - oh well she may not notice

Oh, er, thanks liv.

Oooh, Ive been invited to a book group! Book group wenches, what is this actually like? Ive never been to one before.

Do you all sit round talking about literary stuff, or is it just a piss up? I dont know them massively well, theyre from my old dept. and all 10 years younger than me And I dont drink.

Ooh sounds potentially rather sophisticated!

EMERGENCY!
how would you describe aramis' chest hair? Is it a smattering or is it more than that? Less?

Hi wenches

Been to my interview, she said she would love to hire me but she didn't have anything available at the moment, which I knew, but I just wanted to introduce myself for the future

Madame...:(
I have applied for a job at my local co op
Hahaha
Imagine me fondling your vittles!
Well...done a lot, but not achieved much tbh.
Took boys piggy bank money to be changed into paper money for their hols. That took AGES
went to shops.
Popped in on mum
Got another load washed and dried.
Took an hour to apply online for that job...pppffft.
Haven't done any ironing....must be some later or ds2 won't have any ironed polo shirts for tomorrow!
of course she wants you ww. We ALL do x

A light dusting?

A sneeze, norah. He has a sneeze of chest hair.