Swagger Inn: Thread 98 - Keep Wenching, How Else Do We Know We're Truly Alive?

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Hope it's not a duplicate!

Damn you lot and your chocolate talk. There's nothing in the house till my dairy milk oreo arrives tomorrow at 11.

Well, there's the boys little kinder bars. But they're so pathetically small, they won't even touch the sides.

Thanks comtess, I see what sparks means about the height!

madame - well now he owes you, so what do you want in return?

Wenches. These are not the minstrels you are looking for.

Comtesses link doesnt work but this does:

www.gettyimages.co.uk/detail/news-photo/luke-pasqualino-and-parents-attend-an-after-party-following-news-photo/476284082?suri=1

Yep. How the fuck did he get that tall?

Ah I fucked that up.

Trying this
twitter.com/dartagnan_rp/status/607773232922562560

Ah sorry about that.

Yes, how tall is he?

Those ARE the minstrels I'm looking for!

When DS1 was little, I used to tell him there were nuts in Minstrels so he wouldn't eat them

Oh ok comtesse, here you go then.

See. I am so crap at this.

fancy I will get a cup of tea in the morning. Likelihood of anything else is non existent Im afraid.

Right off to bed cos shitty job tomorrow. letus and glad you had a nice evening tonight. Ilya xxx

Night madame, enjoy that cup of tea in the morning

Genius idea letus

Evening all!

Can't be arsed to list what have done today except to mention am half way through unravelling the humongous cock up I made of my work email on Friday, and the past half hour when I've been catching up with the thread.

mouse be grateful Minecraft is unknown in your household. It, and now Lego Chima and whatever the football card game is are current obsessions of ds1.

Swarfega has near legged art status in my family. DrIssy got it for my DF as his first ever Xmas present exchanged after he's seen the state of my cycling mad dad's handkerchiefs and the damage he influcted on the household towels. It wasn't something either of my parents had previously been aware of and even now, nearly two decades later, they still talk of it as the stuff DrIssy got.

Off to sleep as my bones are in their 44th summer and feeling weary. Besides am trying to not pig out this week and the chocolate talk isn't helping

Night all!

MMMOOORRRRNNIIINNGGGGG FFFFUUUCCCCKKSEEERRSSSSZZZ

oh fuck yeah, that squid person. And we have Lego chima (and ninjago) and football cards here too.

So, day one of being alone. (Ish) started off badly when I had to ask for some £ for lunches and milk. Oops. BUT it will get better and am hoping to do. More Araporn/my course today. I might even start a sun hat for dd, but I'm not sure yet.
Luckily this being alone has coincided with me hopefully being OTH so you lot are all getting it.

Morning.
I liked the Luca parents photo. I am very short and ds1 is nearly taller then me and he's only at primary!!

Today I will mostly be washing and ironing. I still have about 5 washing loads to do from holiday last week. And a huge pile of ironing, that I did wash last week, but had to hide in the cupboard, because of party. Today is the day it all comes back to haunt me.

oh dear chaise
all of h's family are short and he's 6', along with one (out of about 6) uncle. two of mine are taller than me and I'm about average height I think.

Morning. Well I'm 5ft 8/9 & am not far off being the shortest in my house. DS1 is 6 ft 4 at 16.

Norah I think you should channel that OTH into the Araporn. It's a win/win, surely?

Last night wenches, I watched an hour of Love Island followed by an hour of Ibiza Weekender. Fantastic car-crash telly but I feel a part of my brain may have died. I do also feel a bit grubby now

Morning wenches.

Had a lovely dream last night. I was in a bed (in my dream) where I was joined by a naked Paella. He had a lovely tan. All over. Lots of kissing. He did that thing where they move over you and arch their back a little before dipping their head to kiss you? I've described that badly but I think Poldark did it with Demelza one week. Anyway, lots of kissing and then we had sex! And it was amazing!

I woke up then. First thought "OMG phwoaarrr", second though "must tell wenches" . Hopefully an Aramisanti one is just a matter of time.

Hope wenches have fantastic days

Morning.

That sounds promising norah, I have a training course early evening tonight so if you post any Araporn could it be after that please? Otherwise I'll be sitting there, failing to concentrate & with a filthy smirk on my face

5' 7'' ish here and DS is about 6' at 14 (nearly 15). I have started to use this to my advantage - getting him to clear out the gutters (def not a euphemism). DD is still growing, but is predicted to be about my height, so I may end up the shortest or not.

My favourite aunt was 4'11'' and tiny with it, her DDs were 5' and 5'1'. Felt like a bloody giant round at her house.

letus - not the Paella bit, just the sex-dream-with-someone-you-actually-like bit

Oh the next bit's all ready to go, I'm a lot further in wrt the writing. I could post it now.

I get the sexytime dreams with lots of people. I also once had a mega epic dream about the wenches, and every now and then I get the same wench dream (not the same as the first one) and it makes me smile.
I once dreamt that Porthos was in a bar/pub and I was with wenchies and we had a shag in a corridor and went back in.
Karaoke is usually involved with comtess (among others) belting out a few tunes (although I think my first one like that was before I knew about her being welsh so I'm not being a stereotypical twat)

Am online shopping, then course work (Arf) then Araporn, obviously ds4 and housework slotted around this.

Morning all.

Congratulations LetUs with perhaps the most successful HBF dream yet.

I have a heap of stuff to do today so naturally I'm here drinking coffee and eating a biscuit (132 calories, so not worth it)

Have a lovely day ma wenchies.

Morning.

I liked the pic of Luca and family. That's probably what we'll look like in about 15 years time. Mr M is about 5ft10/11, I'm about 5ft2 so odds are the boys will tower over us. Especially babymouse who has inherited lanky skinny genes from my side of the family.

I'm looking forward to araporn. I spent the morning trying to unsuccessfully read assassin porn but the bloody kids kept wanting stuff.

I've just eaten 2 Apple crown Danish pastries.
So that's 2 of my 5 a day done
Ds2 wanted to scooter to school. Ffs.
Ironing to do
2 loads on line, one load in washer.
Need to do breakfast dishes.

Mooooooorning....I read Norahs list and had to go and have a lie down.

Finally watched some of the other vids too, comtess shamed me into it I do love all that sort of thing, hearing the actors thoughts on their character is interesting.

Ironing done last night to S1 1&2 , but an enormous (nto) pile to do to go on ebay.

Nice dream Letus, know who else has an all over tan....?

oh Lurky you've surpassed yourself!

I've just managed to place my sainsbo's order online and I'm fucking bored. Oh, except the 3 y/o has just made himself some toast I thought he was being quiet. Now I know why.

norah it's terrifying when they're quiet.

Baby and toddler took advantage of the chaos of an arriving grocery delivery to set themselves up a picnic. Yoghurt, grapes, biscuits. at least it was a balanced meal.

Aww. That's cute though mouse. As you're here, got any nice links wrt WSB or owt? Not reading material, more for ahem, research purposes