Swagger Inn: Thread 98 - Keep Wenching, How Else Do We Know We're Truly Alive?

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Hope it's not a duplicate!

And you look 29 Madame

I'm almost 43
Don't get me started on fucking stampy twatting longnose!!
Finished watching finding nemo (or losing elmo as dh calls it)

I so dont but bless you anyway ww

Bloody hell norah! That is some list.

Wtf is stampyfuckface?

Madame stampyfuckface

HNRANR - Sex, Stags and Prague on BBC Three

Madame I actually meant full cobra tho I love a Camel too. I have to stop myself doing an ISN (involuntary sex noise) at that bit. Sorry your back is still so iffy.

Ds2 has just come in after mending his bike chain. I knew this because I went to the fridge to find a black hand print on the milk. Have just hunted him down with the swarfega. This is why I intentionally have black towels in the downstairs loo.

Don't mind Stampy as much as fucking Ballistic Squid who gets right on my fucking nerves.

comtesse pass the swarfega, dp is just fixing his bike too now...

norah yes Ive been in the snug!

Omg!!!! There's a film version of one of my fave books, like, eva, on bbc4 tonight! I Capture the Castle. It's brilliant. I looked it up. It stars mavis romola garai, new very hot Superman, and Elliot from ET!!

A must-see, I feel.

So, I've just watched the non-Tom Benelux vids. Omfg did I laugh at Howie's one #wenchbingo.

I have a big non-sexual crush on Ryan who is adorable.

Anyone seen the pic of Luca and his parents after awards last night? Dad looks a player . Mum looks lovely. I like it that he took his mama.

Wtf is ballistic squid and stampy longnose? And what is the name of my arse is minecraft?

Mouse...pray you never find out!

mouse, they are things you will really wish you still didnt know about in about 4 years time, when your boys are totally obsessed with them.

Night wenches

Evening

I should go to the snug should I norah? Excellent, really ought to do some ironing first though.

Minecraft is like a digital animated lego game mouse. Be grateful you are not acquainted with it.

All the talk of swarfega makes me laugh ever since there was a vaguely suggestive ditty about it in the school magazine decades years ago.

Contests. Are you also wondering WTH Luca gets his height from?!

Contests?! Ferferksake!!! COMTESS

Glad my day has not been vastly different to everyone else's. Basically:
wake up & wake DD
feed cats
read/breakfast/bellow at DS to wake up
locate school trousers that were hiding from DS exactly where I told him they would be
change all beds
2 loads on & out to dry
tidy up/unload/load dishwasher
clean bathrooms
lunch/fart about on MN/internet
feed cats/watch cats larking around in the garden
waitrose/collect DD's new glasses (how much? )
cook/eat dinner/argue with DS
lengthy phone call to old schoolfriend
herd soap dodgers into bath/demand homework update

To do:
Aramis
Ironing
The Snug
Persuade ScaredyCat to stop butchering the local wildlife and come in for supper

I wish I could do jedi mind control. I really want dp to go to the shop for me and buy minstrels.

comtess - of course he took his mum along, he's a good Italian boy . Where are the photos of them all? Have only seen the one of just him.

Bribery is quicker madame, what could you offer in return?

I've just watched An Education. Which was good. .

Off to bed. I had a dark choc Bounty this evening madame - but I had to get it myself!

Night all!

madame

-'You will go and buy me minstrels'
'I will go and buy you minstrels'
-'you won't complain about having to do it'
'I won't complain about having to do it'

I can see the appeal. And yes I've tried it myself on Mr M (doesn't work though sadly)

Mm dark chocolate Bounty, damn you mavis I really want one now

I went and bought the minstrels. Came back also with beer for dp.

The fecker did it on me, didnt he.

Sparks no I hadn't thought that until you said!

Fancy here you go
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Dammit now I want Minstrels

Evening wenches. Have RBNR as per

I gleaned we were talking about our days
Got up
Shower
Put wash on
Breakfast for me and DC
Put wash out
Got bags and lunches ready/out
Waved DS1 to school
Took DS2 to school
Went to work
Swore a lot
Drove home in crappy traffic
Called at supermarket for flowers and wine
Got home very late and straight out to SIL's for MIL's birthday
Lovely food, lovely people, lovely lovely wine
And home and relax

I'm nearly 45.

Loving nearly all the pictures