Swagger Inn: Thread 98 - Keep Wenching, How Else Do We Know We're Truly Alive?

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Hope it's not a duplicate!

Flops
Epic list my love
New washer!!?? And you only mention.this NOW!!

Ha, odd co-incidence there floppersz I got a new washer as well!

it's black and 1600 spin and holds 9kg
it has a child lock.

Oh Ffs
I did it again
You two are indistinguishable in my brain [and lady parts]

Am about to embark on 'Thank You letters' hell with DS.
Think of me kindly....

I am so.lazy.
Generic letter done on pc thanking person for.gift/money and signed by dc at bottom

Hmmm.

Basic Descriptions of Tavern Wenches:

Norah: TEAM PORTHOS, swears a bit has big boobs. Enjoys a mint choc chip and/or marshmallow and Malteser treat particularly when spread on aforementioned HBF. Will often be found sharing with Floppers. Is romantic type. Well a bit rudey but mostly not.

Floppers:TEAM PORTHOS, pre loved MA chucker, has big boobs, doesn't like saying fuck which confuses yet arouses Norah. especially when she gets her to say fuck, enjoys a mint choc chip and/or marshmallow and Malteser treat particularly when spread on aforementioned HBF or Norah.. Will often be found sharing with Norah. Is the filthier of the two. Srsly. Utter filth.
She prefers being called Flora in any TavLit.

As a pair they are described as a NorFlops.

baddz I'm with you on thank you notes.

norah I like it

Thank you - very useful

Baddz..team athos,.big boobs, glasses, loves lists and post it notes, slight laundry fetish, can be quite violent and swears like a navvy. Finds all wrenches sexy but especially ww [it's because she is scandinavian.....phwoar] although obvs ALL wenches would get it.

I should have put that I like lists as well. Darn it. and lots of other hot fuckersz. Assassins creed guys, WSB, Loki, Heimdall, Luther, falcon, LP, Thranduil, Sean bean Boromir, Oberyn. Plus many more.
Plus, obviously all ma wenchies? Would.

Just not enough time in the world to.list all the men I lust after....so.many men.
So.little time

In light of the Flopsy/Flora thing I have reposted in the Snug with Flora instead of Flops!

One of my groups on FB posted this

Mouse - team Aramis (though she was briefly interested in Roquefort). Geek wench extraordinaire with a ready supply of porny fan fiction and non porny gifs. Owns a lot of pop vinyls and graphic novels. Petite and possibly youngest of the wenches.

Mmmm...ok, so what I can glean from today is Nor essentially does the okekoke with her washing, Mouse and I are living the dream identical lives and Arganthanguide woman is definately Team Athos....we can budge up can't we?, I think her pics are the nearest we are going to get to a clone.

Evening all.

So complete for today is:

Got up.
Walked dog.
Breakfast.
Went to work.
Went to nearbytown to by gravel.
Bought food.
Bought petrol.
Bought and ate scone and coffee.
Went back to work to drop stuff off.
Home and lunch.
Paperwork not mowing.
Back to work.
Home via shop for chocolate.
Dinner.
Walk the dog.
Tip the gravel out.
Tea and chocolate.

I've just had dinner. So there you are.

The trouble with that little exercise was I thought my life was boring as I lived it. I've now had to re-live that boringness again.

Totes well jel of the new washing machine Nor (as all self respecting teenagers would say).

Right, off to walk the dog again. Laters.

Santi Araporn sounds perrrrfect Elk & not AT ALL weird to be doing avec Limpet Baby.

Evening all

Loving Helen's TB dream. Love the utter randomness of the incy wincy spider bit. Hahaha .

Black washing machine you say Nor. Oooh.

Badders, lovely birthday list. He doesn't deserve you.

So, I've been to yoga and thought of Tom's arse extensively throughout Warrior 2, and about his thighs a lot during my Downward Dog. I also have sorted my iffy back with a dose of full Camel .

Elk, that drawing is amazeballs.

Violent, sweary, ooh Bads

But I cant do camel, my backs too knackered! Couldn't even do a flippin shoulder stand today. Urg. I feel geriatric.

mouse I think you are the youngest wench now jess has left us. how old are you btw?

Thanks for enquiries about the leg wenches. It's fine, just bruised.

Have no idea who these strange men are who keep appearing in here.

Where's jess gone? I know she was a fellow Fass lover. I'm 26 btw.

Things to do tonight:

1. get DS settled
2. eat
3. sleep
4. not watch tv or faff about online until stupid late and then wonder why I feel like shit tomorrow.

ILYA but I'm knackered..... if you see me in here after 9pm, kick me out would you?

I think she's just gone mouse.

Im 37. I look 45

I'm almost 44 look 25

Things wot I've done since the last time I was here...

Posted in the snug
Served tea
Enforced dishwasher, table clearing, kitchen cleaning rota
Broke up fights
Last washing in and out away
Set up washer for early morning switch on
Listened to two readers and a 3y/o read.
Chat with all kids about their days.
Broke up arguments
Pretended to watch stampyfuckface on YouTube
Bathed two small kids
Enforced shower routine on dd
Cleaned up bathroom
Broke up fights
Listen to h about his day
Pretended to be interested in something
Actually was interested in something
Helped put toys away
Broke up arguments
Read bedtime stories x 3
Put children to bed x 3
MN.
Wonder about when to post the next bit of Araporn.
Hope there's nonny

To do.
Thank liv for being so lovely and utterly filthy. Her and floppersz/flora are two of a kind it seems.
Wait for ds4 to go the fuck to sleep
Re-read TavLit.
Get all washed up for bed
Watch GoT
Not sure what else I will need to do.
Sleep, when h eventually starts to snore
Be climbed on by ds4
Wake up, shower, prepare hair, sun cream on, drink coffee.......