Swagger Inn: Thread 98 - Keep Wenching, How Else Do We Know We're Truly Alive?

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Hope it's not a duplicate!

Is this any better?

I'd like to see the back of Santi's knees mouse . Very sensitive area the back of the knees.

i'm up for filling up this page

Oh liv...
It's just what Ive always wanted....

Or this?

know I do. baddersz

elk I have lots of lists on clipboards. I know that letus and baddersz like it when I get it out. My clipboard.
I often move people or things up/down my To Do List. For example liv is near the bottom because she is being a bad wench and not in a good way.
Floppersz is usually on top, (fnar) but can be knocked off (fnar) for a bit. Especially when she is busy and I feel horny.
< sits on edge if desk>

< top few buttons on blouse pop open>

Why?

Baddersz I've got two Jon snurrssssss following me on twatter I've also got a closed Dog Fan Group following me for some odd reason

Keith Lemon is not more appropriate livia. oops sorry (not really) Team Athos

Oh gosh is that the time? Must go & meet DD at the opticians

Or this...

Fancy

Nor Look - I'm being good (in a good way) now! I decided against posting THAT pic and instead I am posting HBF pics

I like this....

Baddz You are welcome

Got up - check
Went out - check
Came back - check
Ignored ironing - check
Phoned energy company - check
Watched Tom interview - check
Ate prawns - check
Did the shopping - check
Fed baby - check
Scraped baby clean - check
Sorted stuff for ebay - check
Mopped up after baby's unshedhuled messy play with the cat water - check
Watched as baby unsorted stuff for ebay - check
Ignored ironing again - check

Not entirely un productive, but not particularly satisfying either

Agarthanguide is a very talented lady

Oooh I like that badders

For me nothing beats sparkerszsez'ses Lego Porthos and Norah scenes...

Oooh elky. That's a lovely list well done.

I'm alone tomorrow. What shall I do? Apart from Araporn of course.

^Wow, that pic's really good.

My list reads like yours elk

Got up
Sorted breakfast
Cleared away breakfast
Cleaned breakfast off children
Cleaned splash zone of breakfast
Loaded dishwasher
Restrained toddler to give steroids
Restrained toddler to use inhaler x3
Restrained baby to scrape off poo
Lunch - as breakfast
Did tweeting
Did mumsnet
Donated to charity
Did online grocery shop
Bought call of duty advanced warfare on eBay
Drank tea
Persuaded toddler to wear clothes
Put trousers back on baby x 500
Watched despicable me x 6

norah you could do assassinporn™ and WSBporn™ too.

Pretty pic Elk

I have...
Got up
Fed livestock
Fed DS and me
Shovelled DS out the door
Worked
Faffed
Worked
Faffed
Forgot to fill in timesheet
Forgot to have lunch
Done school run
I don't know how I do it

SPARKERSZ ARE YOU READY NOW?

OOOH, wsb. mouse? hmmmmmmmmmmm. I know what you're thinking. And I like it. I don't know much about him out of the film other than I would so any info would be great. Maybe when he has just left captain amurrrrrrrrrrrka by the lake? After then maybe?

although a brief encounter with a mysterious hooded figure is tempting too.

Nice lists wenches
Since dc got home I have...
Sorted washing
Put another load on
Pizzas and salad for tea
Dishes done
Er...that's it

SORRY. YES YES YES YES YEESSSSSSSS

Sounds like everyone has had a more exciting day than me

Got up
Showered
Went to work
Ate grapes
Pretended to be really involved in work whilst MNing
Went into town
Sat around MNing
Left work early

liv very good pix, well done and phew

That fan art is amazing.

ok. I'll do one/
got up showered
reminded self to get mince out of freezer
prepared hair applied suncream
sat around drinking coffee and wondering what to wear
twatted fbed and mned
put washing out
put washing on
got dressed
woke up everyone except ds4.
went back round waking people up
helped ds3 find his uniform
reminds self to get mince out of freezer
shouted at dd & ds1 to get up

finished hair
find shoes
find hats

go to school
come back
do minimal cleaning
put washing out
put machine on
ignore rest of housework
mn
fb
twatter
finish ds3 hat
lunch
dress, cream and take ds4 to nursery
home
eat lunch
twat
fb
mn
washing again
remembers to take mince out of freezer
araporn
housework
schoolrun
reading
mn
takes mince out of freezer
defrosts mince in microwave
fb
makes tea
washing in...
and here I am again.