Swagger Inn: Thread 98 - Keep Wenching, How Else Do We Know We're Truly Alive?

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Hope it's not a duplicate!

would you laug at m if you saw me in this?

Team Aramis - drop your knickers whatever you happen to be doing & get to The Snug. NOW.

That's a lovely, erm, cloak? Poncho? Cardi? What is it? I like it.

comtess, I'm moe impressed with the 'waking up to have sex' part.

Poncho!?

Has it come to this!?

That's exactly what they're good for, norah. I needed something flat that wouldn't look out of place with jeans, trousers or a skirt, just work. Very plain, they had more exciting ones too but not leather.

Polish gherkins you can buy in Asda or Tesco. They're different to English ones. They should be hard and crisp, sometimes you can get a bad batch and they're floppy

Was the offer of punishment to me norah? I've been quite good I thought, but spare the rod, spoil the child, better be on the safe side eh? - do your worst

comtess - it was lamb actually. Chops to be precise, so there were lots of bone rs

If you like that pic, there are lots more, let me find some highlights for you

Here's a particular favourite of mine

Yes drink, I buy them on the polish but. Yummy. Don't want a floppy gherkin do we?

Yes fancy. For all that meat you've had in you today. Now, over you go.

Sorry baddsz I know. But looky, it's all red and swishy. I might do a hood too so I can pretend to be little red riding hood

Fuck yeah1 fancy Yes he is lovely. Oooooohohhh. Just going for a refill. Hang on.

Sorry I was called Away to important Snug Business. Ooof.

Or is that UNF which I learnt this week is short for UNIVERSAL NOISE OF FUCKING.

Floppers I was awake due to dehydration and had to get a drink. Then I was awake so..... Trouble with teens is they're up late and so early morning is a good time as I really don't want to be disturbed. And it's nice to start the day with a bang eh.

Drink - one of the vets last night was wearing a pair of Clarks shoeboots which were lovely. I had the same feeling like you about Middle ShoeAge. Fuck it. I like to be comfortable.

Norah I love it. I'd ruin it by not being arsed to wash it properly tho. I have a lovely sale bargain Whistles blouse that I've only worn once as it's handwash and I know I'll ruin it. Am considering asking elderly neighbour who sews on my school clothes labels if she'd do it. Cheeky but she's 80+ when they taught you this kind of stuff.

Polish but?

Ooh norah can you do the Aramis whipping noise whilst you do it?

Can't think of many worse things than a floppy gherkin. Anyone seen the film Goodbye Lenin? The spreewald pickles in that always make me laugh.

Right. I'm now in the bath with a pint of water with one of Dh's electrolyte tablets in to try and get my 'not enough sleep, too much wine' head to stop throbbing.

I'm gonna watch Tom gesticulating again. Ooof UNF.

I rather like that poncho too norah - couldn't wear it as my cats would snag it immediately

Now this one is frankly disturbing

I'm nit 80 and I do that stuff!

Stop that fancy.

what, stop posting

Love the poncho Nor - you'd look ace in it.

Had decided on an early night then remembered all the bedding was in the wash. So have dug out other bedding and am now not tired.

Will go and read for a bit though. Night all.

Thanks mave. I've always liked you.

Er, you can keep posting that sort of fella all night fannersz me old china.

Evening wenches!

I thought the tickets for the PC event were sold out but apparently not. However I can't summon up the bollocks to go - what if I meet him? What if I don't meet him? What if I make a total and utter bellend of myself?

Evening. Impressed with your knowledge of the Swedish language wenches

And yes it was polish gherkins, delicious!

Doooo iiiiiit Livia

norah - How about you shout out in your sleep "Hahahahaha!!!!! Die bitch!!!! You fucking controlling twat!!! The wenches are going to mow you down with a tractor".

I am actually serious.