Swagger Inn : Thread 97 - Wenches Keep Wenching....

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Can someone post the pretty pictures? I need to take Stupid Cat to the vet for her follow-up appointment if I can find her. I know she's feeling better because she's been out hunting and I'm not sure where she is. Oh dear....

God, I was so passive agressive when we had the class bear...in fact I think they abandoned if not long after!
Pic of bear looking sad...
bear is feeling poorly. Ds put him to bed
Pic of bear on sofa....
Bear is still feeling poorly so is watching a DVD on the sofa
Pic of bear looking out of window sadly..
bear feels too poorly to go and play
Hahahahahahahahaha
What a load of fucktrumpery.

Hope you feel better soon Ali.
Dh has taken the DC off to football training.
So I could be doing something constructive....

Bear with vodka bottle, bear with packet of fags, bear with naked barbies ...

oh, God, I was tempted.
I really was.
I was going to do a cuddly toy orgy scene.
I had it all planned.....

I love you guys, I knew you would understand

So far we have 'bear helping DS2 to cook the dinner' - which considering DS2 is only just 4 and not allowed to touch the hob.. I hate myself for entering into the twattery.

I now have

Ali...have more and then do the cuddly toy orgy scene

Evening wenches.

I remember reading a MN thread where someone in a bid to just piss off everyone else in the class had photoshopped the bear on to a picture of the moon and said that bear had been to the moon so hadn't had time to do anything else.

I am very lucky with my MIL Issy. FIL was lovely too.

I have sacked off Zumba tonight. I have done something to my back. No idea what but I was walking out of the office at lunchtime and the left side of my back either spasmed or seized up or whatever the fuck it did. What I do know is that I can't twist to the left and it's fucking painful. Luckily it only hurts when I breathe.

Evening Just posting to let you know I'm alive! Completely knackered, got home at 2 o'clock this morning. Had a fantastic time meeting my wenches

ali you could get crickets from the garden, fry them and say he likes Asian cuisine...

What a SHAME you didn't have him over the weekend....that could have made for an interesting diary that Teacher hadn't read before...

Bear Does the Wenches Prosecco

I know Sparks, would have been perfect. Bear on the Tube, Bear checking out hot beardy man on the train...

Drink - it's actually a little dragon thing (outs self) so Dragon does Wenches would be extremely weird Not that a bear wouldn't.

Of course a bear would be perfectly reasonable, but a dragon? No, no, no.

What about some fire breathing?
Yeah, take him to the circus. Or, slightly more realistically, can't you take him to the gym to pump some iron with your trainer? That's what I'd do.

A dragon!?
Oh ffs
The fucktrumpery is off the scale!!!

Have him fight a Knight Musketeer Just fire up the FAF on google & off you go.

We had a class rocket at ds's nursery. It was a cuddly, green, errrr....firework.

We seem to have been a long while without pretty.

Evening

I hope the soon-to-leave colleague & new intern are an improvement madame

Sympathies on the class bear thing ali, what a complete pile of wank. I'm not sure I could make any suggestions better than those already made drink's fire breathing idea has some merit - very easy for that to go wrong in the hands of a beginner ==> incinerated class 'bear' ==> problem solved

OMFG

I'm making constructive use of my downtime by watching eddie izzard, reading smut on archive of our own and drinking coke. [Virtuous emoticon]

ali
find some pictures of Extremely Exciting Things. Take photo of dragon {we have a dragon too} looking forlornly at the screen. Say this is what he might have been able to do if only he wasn't A FUCKING STUFFED TOY.
take a picture of him in the washing machine and then hanging by his ears/tongue/snout/tail on the washing line.
Also have him tucked up n bed ill because his life is so stressful doing Exciting Shit all the time and that he begged for a nice rest.

I really enjoy getting the class toy/

Glad everything went well wenches, I hope your toe I ok though cin?
Hope you had a good first day back comtess
MADAME it is good and stuff that you have got this job innit.

Evening all.

I feel your pain re class bear. I never had one in my class as both my dcs had had one through there school. It's a pita so I didn't share that pain.

Madame - I so have an image of you as Please tell me this is you.....

I did a maintenance wash today - I thought of you Fancy (and you too Badds as it was a laundry related activity)

Right, have gone over my calories limit and am omitting to tell MFP about the wispa gold I've just eaten. This isn't going that well.

I am watching some history programme on bbc4 about St cuthbert
Groovy
It's windy and rainy and cold
It's fucking June!!!!
Grr

Should I be worried that doing a maintenance wash makes mavis think of me?

Dunno fancy
.....have your rubber seals gone!?
I did one last week