Swagger Inn : Thread 97 - Wenches Keep Wenching....

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Can someone post the pretty pictures? I need to take Stupid Cat to the vet for her follow-up appointment if I can find her. I know she's feeling better because she's been out hunting and I'm not sure where she is. Oh dear....

Norah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Twitter is suggesting I follow the 'Tom Burke's Eyes' account. So that's Hair, Beard, Eyes. How much do wenches want me to register 'Tom Burke's Arse' ?

Nah, you shouldn't be worried Fancy - but I remember you saying about doing one on the first of the month which struck me as a very good idea as allegedly easily remembered. I've only remembered a couple of times

Right for an early night with a book (also not a euph)

Ah Cin - you know you want to

My rubber seals are as tight as a gnat's chuff thank you very much badders

Dooooo iiitttt cinn

Ah, fair point mavis. Doing it on the first of the month does help me remember. I should heed my own advice & do the same for de-fleaing the cats too shouldn't I?

Oh how did it get to be 10:15?!?!

FML I have a work mess to unpick for tomorrow and haven't even started yet

Hey wenches!

Well. Fucksajes. It's meant to be fucking June and my toes are freezing. They have a very pretty Leighton Denny polish on them from last week tho .

So. First day back. Not the best. Came home for dinner with family and then went back for a few hours, so just got in again.

cinnamon I hope your toe feels better. Nowt to be done tho. Fucker with your arthritis tho I imagine.

Madame - v sorry for you with parking ticket. Bastards. But job, if you find out what you're meant to be doing will improve and yay for MiniMads climbing.

Mavis oh you made me laugh about MFP. I lied the whole of last week as I don't like it being in the red. Thank you for your query ref supermarket...um no sorry, Hawkeye. I'm a bit in the middle tbh. In many photos I'm not arsed but I really do like the bit in Avengers Assemble where he's taking out all the weird fossil-alien from the portal things. So. 50/50.

Noraaaah. . I'm just popping over to the Snug to catch up. Have been looking forward to it all day!!!

Alibabs nice to see you sorry about the whole bear thing. Nothing worse than competitive fucktrumpery in ks1.

Have managed to read a small section of thread. Main highlight was Apricot commenting about Mr A being a TB which made me roar. And Drinky wondering about Issy's in-laws being the Whiteadders. MY FAVOURITE EPISODE with the willy turnip. Glorious.

Pssssst!!!! Mavis! What is this thing???? What does it do??? I MUST KNOW!!!

Work mess unpicked..

Morning.

Babymouse up at 5.30, thus I am also awake and he's sat by the tv farting loudly. And has disposed of his pyjama bottoms somewhere (I'm not sure where). The boys have developed a laissez faire attitude towards clothing that I can't get behind 100%.

It was so early when I got up even e4 hadn't switched on yet.

Morning wenches. I have 5 weeks until my next Annual Leave kicks in. Can't wait.

Madame - tit parps. Still meh about the job but I got paid so marginally happier. It's only a year. It's only a year. (Mine might be FOREVER)

Ali - your opening 'I'm sick' post made me snort coffee. Very funny.

DS1 brought a tiger or something home once. He is a suck up so he made a lot of effort. I left him to it.

Morning wenches.

Back no better so going to try to make an appointment with GP.

I'm just going to stare at this

Morning fuckersz.

Late to Bed and then DH had nose bleed in early house
Am zombie.... doesn't bode well for office job....

Morning!
Am currently watching HH and William the conqueror doing gangnam style
...very funny
One load on, another to go.
Ds1 upstairs getting ready.
Ds2 munching toast.
Really need to get ready now....

Morning. This is lovely

Not sure about the stat accuracy...but sounds about right.

Got fucking lurgy. Will be back after the nursery run to catch up.

Hahaha sparks! Awwww....

Hope your back improves soon letus

Have good days all and thanks for the work pep talks xxx

Morning

Lovely Aramis gifs, helping me feel a bit more alive this morning, but not exactly making it easier to get on with jobs

Commiserations to mouse & drink

Morning all!

Phone crashed majorly yesterday, children had run ipads out of charge and I didn't feel up to trying to find where ds1 had secreted the laptop, hence silence last night. However have read the thread (hurrah!) and can now say:

cinn Tom Burke's arse is a fantastic idea and should definitely be done

Comtess and Letus, while is gives me great pleasure to think of the in-laws as the Whiteadders, even I would have to admit that might be taking it a tad far. I may however need to add more turnips to me conversational gambits.

Alibabs commiserations re class bear. Not the class bear but ds2's little bear which he left in Glasgow last year. Above is the photo friends and temporary carers of said bear sent to ds2 to let him know LB was enjoying his holiday sipping cocktails.

Sparks I like it, lots of man hugs. Now if only I could get in the middle of it all somehow..

Issy - haha, brilliant.

Drink I like the fire-breathing idea a lot, might be able to work something out along those lines. DH is going to take it to work tomorrow, seeing as DS2 will be at preschool all day. Should be funny

Feeling much better this morning, although it is pouring with rain (good opportunity for forlorn picture Norah) so DS2 has decided that it is going to be 'Class Dragon learns to play on the Xbox' Not putting that in the book.

Today I need to do laundry, stuff for the accountant.

Good morning all. Hope everyone is well. I have read and retained but am unable to post unless I am on my laptop so have been keeping up with you all but until MN fixes its shite App and safari problems there is little hope of me posting here regularly.

We too have class bear shite angst every so often but really cannot be arsed so put in minimal effort.

Hope LetUs back and Badders teeth settle down and that babymouse settles down soon!!!!

I'm glad you all enjoyed the meetup and lovely to put some faces to names of new wenches.

I have a rare child free morning so I am settling down to a S2 Ep1 rewatch. So far have witnessed the brilliant strawberry scene , Athos punching Rochefort and Treville has just turned down the FM job. Oops.

Ooh Connie and D'Artagnan dream-shag.......

So glad that Boneceiux met his totties eventually.

The Aramis and Queenie look!!!!

Connie and D'Artagnan meeting on the stairs

Aramis meeting his baby!!!!

Great episode.