Swagger Inn : Thread 96 - Wenches Do Eurovision - Douze Points Pour Tous Les HBFs

[Cinnamoncookie]

Here's some lovely Musketeeryness to decorate the new thread

10 for Serbia

There is no 7 and 9 is there.

Oh.
It's a ballad.
Yawn.

Beardy. Not hot

Hmmm. I don't know.

Wtf is up with all the male/female pairings this year?

Did she get electrocuted by her crimpers

I like her hair.

She's trying to sound like Amy Winehouse

This is my favourite so far.

He is trying to be Christian grey.
And failing.

Oh wait no 11 either. Or maybe one of those.

Too intense. Zzzz. It's a long time since Jonny Logan won. Enough of ballads.

Awww he's all sad. Let's see if there's a club bit later and a

OOH MY FUCJKING GOD I LOBE HER HAIR AI WANT HER HAIR

Key change as well.

Sod that Anne, score 7 3/4 if you want

Arf cin

I like her hair and I want her skirt

Ohhh, she's Bride of Frankenstein

Lots of white/silver frocks so far.....

Johnny Logan!
Fuck me.
I loved Johnny Logan!

Her hair is the best bit. A 2 from me. And one of those is for her hair.

Dull

Sorry cin

Er.

7 for me

5 euro.
I. Staring to not check my posts. Sorry wenchies ily. Xx

5 for Norway

That was to Serbia BTW.

We're whizzing Norway on to stave off sleep.

Nil point Norway