Swagger Inn : Thread 96 - Wenches Do Eurovision - Douze Points Pour Tous Les HBFs

[Cinnamoncookie]

Here's some lovely Musketeeryness to decorate the new thread

Shut up, fancy, it was iconic.

He's doing a poor man's snark face and she looks majorly pissed off. Song is boring me,

Hahahahah.hagahagagagagahahahahahahagaga.

No.

Oooh. Are they shsgging each other!

Most interesting thing about this shite.
Oh. Actually no. I'm wrong.

WHo wants a snog?

He didn't wake you up because you are a breathy passive aggressive nightmare, love.
That's why.

Don't Israel get in because of funding? I.e. they've always paid loads to help fund it

5 for Estonia

Whoo hoo!

Ah she already did.

Ooo it's us. Not heard it yet.

It was a pile of sexist wank

Oh, UK. That will be exciting... zzzzx

FFS DH wants me to pause it so he can watch UK

Oooooh here we are. Ready To get fucked.

We are badders!

LOL, everybody sings in English bit the Brits are trying on the American twang

I quite like the UK song - not heard it before. That pink dress is doing nothing for her, though

Wtf is this wank? It sounds like Mika with extra banjos

This is jolly

Erm.

5

oooooohhhhhhkkkkkkaaaayyyyy

WTF was that interlude ?

That's EL wire in their costumes - bastard stuff

I'm crying here and i'm not even drinking.

Oh! Their costumes light up....electro you see!
Ffs

A Louis Armstrong impersonation?