Swagger Inn : Thread 96 - Wenches Do Eurovision - Douze Points Pour Tous Les HBFs

[Cinnamoncookie]

Here's some lovely Musketeeryness to decorate the new thread

Pick a note and fucking stay on it

Oh god. Another one trying to hard. Dull with a big frock.

Surely they've run out of the tit tape by now. Perhaps they've moved on to blu tack, or Pritt stick.

She needs some deep conditioner and an appointment at a salon

I thought even she had enough for a moment there.

Flat, flat, flat !

Who looks like me? I don't know how much I've drinked now.
Arf.

Purely because I want to go to the big, I'll say...

6

Smoke me a kipper I'll be back....

Gaff or a staple gun, I reckon, LetUs

Yes, Prick Stick, let's.

Please stop!

How drunk do you want me drink? yes! that's right.

"3 minutes we'll never back"

You siad the russion looked like you.

*get

0 - I loathe this. Song's shit, she's flat and she warbles all over the place, I bloody hate that

An operatic pop trio? Really?

I'm already nit liking them.
(Gavek.

Italian - always a bonus

He looks like Conchita

I propose a Eurovision meet up next year. So I feel less like a loser laughing to myself and into the shablet.

GIVE GRAHAM MORE WINE

And that one's got a brillo pad on his chin

I like his lipstick thougt,

It's Il Divo

Bottle of Bellini gone
Bedtime....

That's a moderately passable tenor