Swagger Inn : Thread 96 - Wenches Do Eurovision - Douze Points Pour Tous Les HBFs

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Here's some lovely Musketeeryness to decorate the new thread

HA I FUCKING CALLED THAT.

Shirley basses wannebeeee thingy shite billocks are you cuntsy fecker

If they're going to have a piano on stage, they could at least make a nod to pretending he's playing it by putting the lid up

1 from me. Most disappointing

4 for Greece

We're not even half way through, we'll need it.

Greece should stick to cheeky boy band bouncing about the stage. It's what they do best. Cut price Celine Dion indeed.

Aaarrrggghh wtf was that?
I'm a wanker. I don't care.

Adios fuckersz.

Dinky, hand you used up all their Botox? They gave a short gate appwrntly

Sparks do not go to Montenegro for Botox. National shortage.

I like the violin.

Greece - nope. Agree with the Celine Dionesque thing.

Mouse - I liked Conchita's dress too.

DH keeps changing channel between Eurovision and boxing. Doing my bonce in.

God, we've reached the interpretive dance stage of the evening

There will be drums in this at sme point, mark my words.

PMSL cin. I didn't even notice that.

Aaahhhh.

3

Ooh a real violin. I bet the air violiner is green with envy right now.

And wot the shite is this?

No.

3

Drums and a key change, Bea

And he is not singing in English. I like this, ballads not usually for me.

12, except DS1 says only up to 10.

Yy, Montenegro man is looking very stretched isn't he?

No, I was wrong.

2

Sparkly lapels.
That tells me ALL I need to know

I actually quite like that. 7

Arf at interpretive dance.

Didn't Tom get into that at one point? removes thought from brain

6 from me, ok but nothing special

Teeth!

I really really liked that.

What is the cardboard box bollocks!!?

Cut price J-Lo