Swagger Inn: Thread 95 - <boak> Musketeers do NOT wear crochet underwear <side-eyes certain wenches>

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'nuf said?

And here's the pretty...

Aww drinky that's so sweet.

Erm...

Oh! I agree wrt Milady, it would be a shame for the show etc, but yay for her and I hope she succeeds doing whatever.

Erm....

I HAVE to do busy things AND the course AND write today. If I'm here before 10 am for my tea break tell me to feck off please. And if I'm still here at 10:30 tell me to feck off.

Oh, and

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I hope you are all well and have great days today.
And a special to baddersz

Yep, would do Spartacus too. In fact Magnus Scheving in general - he is so far removed from my type it is unreal.

Morning wenches.

Hope the next dream moves on from cuddling Drink

Just rip a few wires out somewhere Comtess.

Kid's TV - Backshall of course, although I did like Nat from Iconicles.

and all round

Thanks gals.

In other news, having a dump on your own is clearly unreasonable. ??

I seem to remember being here before wrt sportacus discussion?

Yy to nat. Andy is another tav fav, no? And I like mr bloom too, but nobody else does.

OI NORAH!!!! Are you doing a course? Good stuff! And what are you writing?

Morning, internet being a fucker this morning

Now FAF Zaf we can agree on drink, he is lovely.

And yes to Marcus S too anne, not my usual type either

I need to do washing, but really don't want another day of the laundry hokey cokey.

Sportacus?! ????????
He looks loke a dodgy Frenchman.

Electrician been. They will have to come back. One older, one younger. None FAF. One of them had a number 2

So he got to poo on his own in your toilet? It's not fair is it Drink.

That's it, madame. That's exactly it well, he had his colleague with him, but probably not standing on the footstool hankering after a kiss and a cuddle. I think.

Funnily enough I don't do that in my clients' homes/ offices. ??

What??? He had a dump in front of his colleague? Wtf?

Good morning wenches.

And a nice smile from Santi.

Well, his colleague was in the flat, yes. I bumped into them downstairs after coming back from the nursery run (let them in, left and came back). So yes, both of them here.

I'm washing the towel and pondering chucking the toilet roll.

I don't think they actually shared the bathroom!

Fucking typical. Drink comes back, everyone else fucks off.

The Lone Rambler is back.
??

alright there drink? It's ok, I'm here and you will have fucked off. But I don't mind.

yuck wrt shite. And I still get accompanied as well which is nice.

yes madame a writing one.

AND IF YOU WENT TO THE SNUG YOU MIGHT SEE. INNIT.

Umyou put your writing exercises on in the snug?

ahahahahaha, no of course not, but there is something over there that SF wrote.

chaise how are things?

drink seriously dont chuck a perfectly good loo roll! He probably hasnt got worms or anything.

Yay norah that's great! How does it work, is it all online or what? How are you finding it?

I'm not nuts ?? but the loo wasn't exactly clean. So god knowa how he wipes his arse, touch the loo roll.

Knows
Touched
Wiped
Ffs drink

Afternoon all.

Horribly busy at work (got to enthuse academics about depositing their research data, i.e. do more work for little discernible reward in about 15 minues), and got the sniffles. spent last night smuggled on sofa with hot drink and Eurovision (although my righteous rage that both Finland and Denmark didn't get through to the Grand Final kept me warm afterwards).

Also pleased for Maime, sad for milathos.

And while we're discussing Ceebies crushes, I prefer Andy when he has his hair longer, rather like Sid as well and Mr Bloom reminds me of teenage crushes on willowy, blond lad.

Afternoon all.

Just quickly whilst on my lunch - last night dreamt I was on my death bed - proper about to die stuff, sombre scene yadda yadda. Anyhow, surrounding my bed were not my children or my family but ALL the wenches and I was still discussing the baffling attraction of Jeremy Renner with Madame when I drifted off on the journey from which no traveller returns.....

What have you done to me???

But, I'd listen to Bernard Cribbins for days on end, and Roger Allam,, the latter's voice is imho, an acoustic aphrodisiac