Swagger Inn: Thread 95 - <boak> Musketeers do NOT wear crochet underwear <side-eyes certain wenches>

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

'nuf said?

And here's the pretty...

OF course it's Ruth. fucking hell i'm a roight dick for forgetting that. I like Ruth.

thank you for that drinky I can always rely on you can't I?

where's comtesse?
and baddersz?
and madame?

Oh, hang on.

MORNING SPARKS HOW IS YOUR HEAD? NO OF COURSE I'M NOT SHOUTING. WHY? DOES IT FEEL LIKE I AM? HMMMMMM. WEIRD.

And where the absolute FUCK is Helen?
I don't like t when my wenches aren't about. It makes me twitchy. Like they might have actual lives or something.

I'll just do a bit of tidying.

there. just like home now.

Morning. I'm here. Why the worry re my head Norah? I only had 2 Bellinis last night.

I'M WITH BEA ON THE ARAPORN THOUGH.

I have a little video for you, Tom & Santi in Paris. Crap sound, but I hadn't seen it before. Is good on 2 counts - 1. No Howie, so they get a chance to talk. And Tom keeps letting Santi go first. 2. They both are so vair vair pretty.

Happy Sunday, lovelies

Morning all!

Absolutely agree re RA in North & South

Got another day of much dc wrangling. About to go to the family swim and then may co-opt them into helping in the garden (therein lies disaster). DrIssy has said he's only going to work for 2 hours max today, so shall be holding him to that.

Had a cocktail last night that was very Milady - creme de me the, brandy and a sprinkling of chilli powder

No idea really sparks I just thought you might have had a couple nd that it would be amusing to shout at you. In a nice way of course.

I'm not watching that. It gives me awful flashbacks to the bowfuckingtie and the fuckingslipons and the general shuthefuckup ness of that dark dark time.
It's enough to put a wench of their stride really.

Sympathies, Norah. #ruined Christmas

Have vaguely skimmed thread.

Just had breakfast, been out for the count for the past 14 hours #feeling #blessed . (Got back from SmallRelative's birthday and went straight to bed at 7pm, woke up at 9:30am (couple of small-person related interruptions inbetween, but sleeeeeeeeeeeeep.)

Will RTFT... well whenever I can, but have to drag myself out to find a Sunday Fail and WH Smiths to get DS the free lego toy. Because he saw the sodding advert for free lego on TV and has identified that if he doesn't get today's Joker, life will officially be not worth living. And living in ruralshire this will mean a proper Trip Out to the Big Town. Where they'd better bloody have it in stock, because I don't want to go to the Big City. this will have to be repeated next Sunday as well, and possibly on thursday. FM(DS's)LegoAddiction

See, I would just say no. But maybe that's why my kids don't like me enough to let me sleep past 6 am.

I'm feeling vaguely more human now. Sorry for rant earlier. My hair still looks shit though.

Free Lego eh Helen? Mine are unaware, and it'll probably appear on eBay very soon, for less than the petrol and parking costs, so .

If Araporn is not on general release yet them am mollified, a bit. But once it has passed quality control then

Mmm, that was a luvverly vid, Sparks.

Morning gorgeous wenches - and a happy Cardinal SINday to you (yes, that actually exists now )

Hoping you all have a lovely and relaxing Sunday surrounded by HBFs!

Morning all.

Sparks I still have Falcon in my Amazon basket. It appears he is in it much more than anticipated and it actually looks ok. The lead is a bit gruff and alright too. And, Paris, well, just yes.

I am of the opinion that I fancy (and it appears the wenches often are attracted to) period characters. It's all that repressed sexuality and decorum. FAF Zaf is very hot. I know I have said before I have seen him in the flesh twice in Bombay Dreams and he was excrptionly FAF. He is very much my RL type.

Where have you hidden my ration of HBFs, Liv ?

Is she hiding them again?
fucksake.
liviadruscilla Give them back at once!

Sorry wenches - it seemed like a good idea at the time - I had a glass of raspberry flavoured Crabbies alcoholic ginger beer last night so things may have got out of hand

^^

hmmmm. well, ok.

coughsnugcough

I'm so lazy today

Morning all. Ok MrsB?

I loved Spooks and RPJ. Beautiful specimen.

Off to the Snug.

WooooooHooooo! New porn!

Watching Extreme cuponing. God, I love crap TV

Extreme Couponing ?! Do they use particularly sharp scissors to cut the coupons out, or something similarly dangerous ?