Swagger Inn: Thread 94 - Cumpleaños feliz! It's Santi's 37th birrrrthday...

[MadamedeChevreuse]

Bring your steak and guacamole sandwiches and raise a glass of cheeky Chilean red to the hottest musketeer of them all!

Let's play pass the parcel. When the music stops, Team A gets to take off a layer.

Ready...go!

No words. None.

Elk, does this help?

Wenches, I have expired.

One of my favourite Aramis moments and the one that screams Anne and Aramis forever.

No explanation needed and it has been too a few days long since we last saw it.

So much pretty anne, I really am struggling to keep my thoughts on the clean side today.

Fancy - why are you even trying?

Nope, no clean thoughts in here though I will get out the mop/turn the hay over/pressure wash The Wall tomorrow. I might just burn the chaise and re-cover it though. It's frankly, well. Urgh. The words 'health hazard' spring to mind.

On that note, I'm off to the hayloft...

Night all.

Ooh, Paris Tom looks like he's thinking really filthy thoughts. Got that glint in his eye

Woah! Blimey Elk. I wasn't expecting that. I'm lost in convos on Twatter. Totally lost it.

Fancy (btw my autocorrect trying to call you FAFFER which I'm sure you are ) I ain't in the queue for Santi. He's in my convent three way scenario tho.

In the words of the almighty Stereophonics, I'm just looking, I'm not buying .

I'm so proud to be Welsh. Fucking great singers the Welsh. I would do Kelly Jones btw.

I don't know helen, I guess I had vague plans of doing something constructive this evening, rather than melting into a puddle of lust

That's why I like that Aramis drinking gig cinnamon, that smile suggests all sorts of things. And none of them are clean.

Always Helen, always

I've been having a Nonnyathon tonight, I've been going all night and I'm only up to part 52 #bloodyhell #prolific

Fair enough comtess, we're all allowed to dream.

The Welsh are great singers, I often wonder if it's the Welsh bit of me that feels the need to sing along to everything . I'm not saying I'm any good at it mind.

You don't need to be good Fancy, just belt it out and enjoy it. . I'm sure your Welshness means you are good too.

I do Big Spender as my karaoke party piece and I'm not even kidding.
Night wenches all xx

I bet that's awesome comtess!

Night night

Howling at everyone rushing to fill up the thread with pretty to negate the horror of Elk's posing pouch pic.

Morning.
RBNR, sorry.
Well, it's my wedding anniversary today (16 years) and I'm also going to a funeral.
Will be glad when today's over, really.
I am pre menstruated and Dh is being a dick so it doesn't bode well :)
I fucking love karaoke. I do Carly Simons nobody does it better and crazy by patsy cline, but I'll have a stab at anything.
Must go and feed hungry dc.
Have a good day, wenches, got,to,run........

Morning wenches.

Happy anniversary Badderz, hope your day improves.

I may just stay at home and stare at the Aramisanti pics.

Enjoy your days wenches. Laterz

Good luck Badders

Right........
Mop
Hot water
Scrubbing brush
Damp cloths
Blowtorch
Biohazard suit

Operation deep clean is in progress...........
(Will do the hayloft when it's empty)

Happy anniversary Bads

Maybe we need some of this Helen?

Morning.
Happy anniversary badders & thanks for posting the owl pic, one of my faves

Don't think we have any incontinent cats in the Tavern do we WW Though I don't want to know what Liv has in her dungeon -we'll leave it by the door for her

Loft seems to be empty now, I'll burn the old hay and put some new in. And inspired by Elk's Nonnyathon I'll scatter some lavender and rosemary as well

Next... work hose down the wall.

Ok, all tidied/cleaned
I may have had to check the wall was still working ok after the powerwash but I'm sure Athos will recover soon. I've left him on the chaise with a bottle of brandy

Back to work now

PS - who wants to start the next thread? Just noticed we're on 950 messages

All these musketeers and no-one else to keep them company. Oh well, who what to do?
I'll just have to try and keep them occupied myself....