Swagger Inn: Thread 94 - Cumpleaños feliz! It's Santi's 37th birrrrthday...

[MadamedeChevreuse]

Bring your steak and guacamole sandwiches and raise a glass of cheeky Chilean red to the hottest musketeer of them all!

Let's play pass the parcel. When the music stops, Team A gets to take off a layer.

Ready...go!

Oh what? It's already on the last page? I'm not having that.

Hmmm. It's a great question Sparks. I'm only really briefed on briefs for rugby.

In all honesty I think he's wearing some tight whites. Y'know. Some David Gandy's.

I'd never seen his CG's defined like in this pic today. I'm a sucker for em as you know.

He is one FAF HBF with LCG (lickable cum gutters). Enough acronyms for one night ?

SLCG. They're sweaty. Like his matted chest hair. Sweaty.

I have another serious question. For Elk. Where is she today, anyway?

How do you go about getting cum gutters like that? Do men get them from doing a lot of core work, or crunches, or what?

Evening, reports digested, notes made (well I'll have to revisit one short one tomorrow), so I'm feeling pleased.

Thank you for all the printer related solidarity everyone. Fuckers, every last paper chewing one of 'em.

helen that rap was bloody hilarious, I've been cackling away at it, thank you . Glad your hand is deflating.

sparks, re footballers undies, I think quite a lot of them just wear jockstraps. You can tell from the rear view - white straps under the buttocks. Although nowadays more of them wear those tight shorts (bit like cycling shorts), ?skins? under the football shorts. Maybe they got sick of VPL

TB does not run aswell as Dog. But I loved how low his shirt was unbuttoned to.....

Norah and Bads, am loving GoT and I didn't like it when Jorah was touched by one of the stone men. I couldn't watch when Ramsey told Myranda that he was her master, she bit him, but then the way he took her was too much like rape/force, for me- I find those kind of things very hard to watch.

Impressed with fancy reviewing the financials and asking probing questions - this is good - maybe you could teach those HSBC board a thing or two on the questions they should have been asking!! hSBC want to leave the UK do they? What a surprise eh?

Morning all.

Blimey chaise couldnt you sleep again? Decaf

I second jockstraps btw.

Off to yoga / allotment today. Have good days all xxx

But white under white is usually visible - ???? God knows I've spent enough time watching from every angle.

Let's have this for scientific research.

comtesse thanks for the maimie reassurance btw. Im sure youre right, she just wont be in the first few eps so wont be over there yet.

Morning wenches. Everywench okay? Hope so.

Nearly the weekend!

Morning Wenches

Love love love that picture of Tom and Maimie in the rain, the way he is looking at her!

Yes jockstrap under shorts.

Raining and yuck here today, house is a mess and needs tidying.

I have signed up to start a fitness bootcamp next week - will go and get shouted at by buff men in short shorts. If that doesn't motivate my arse nothing will.

Morning everyone

Our board of governors is a good team chaise - I (and a couple of others from business) like to get stuck into the financials, but then I glaze over at the mention of 'policies' - fortunately we have a lawyer & an ex-civil servant who like to get stuck into those. In fact we're just the sort of Board the Tories love - lots of professionals. Except we're mostly a bunch of Labour voting pinkos

sparks - you can usually see the white under white, that's how I know. Or did you think I went round pulling down footballers' shorts to see what they had on underneath? er, don't answer that.

alibabs - you can settle this question at your fitness bootcamp next week, report back please on the underwear options of your buff men in short shorts.

I'm here!!!!

OofFuckinell, that's two hot pics of TB....I like the having his hair done one best I think. Damn he's fine except when he's running, good lord...what?!

wrt cum gutters, and the development thereof....loads of core and oblique strengthening and go easy on the pies i would have thought. And wrt that dressing room pic....there appears to be a bald headed bloke in my place. Specific mobility, particularly of the groin and inner thighs is my speciality

In other news, just had a lovely evening with the equally lovely Drinkie. Sorry about the over cooked salmon Drink....blame BabyElk for demanding bedtime in the middle of the cooking process

Am in spreadsheet/database/stats hell. Just saying.

He's on his way helen

Stats hell you say?....here you go Helibobs

and the running...it's that iffy inwardly rotating right hip again, his kinematic chain is all to cock. I can sort it out Tom, I can sort it out....

[blushes] I shall have to send him over more often

Oh and btw todays #onlyinthetav award goes to sparkle -

Serious question. When footballers wear white shorts - what do they wear underneath?

Ooh elky regards to drink and a for never coming on here any more

Just popped into Tesco's. They didn't have nude jockstraps. I think there's a gap in the market.

Oh & that bald physio needs to take the hint & leave ma alone with him. So I can ditch the earpiece, hand Lyndie my white cardi & sort out his pelvic sorcery.

Maybe he's commando and his nude bits are nude coloured

Which aisle were you looking for nude jockstraps Sparky?

I refer you back to the topless footie pic Elk & the happytrail in particular. I don't think his nude bits are going to be nude.