Swagger Inn: Thread 94 - Cumpleaños feliz! It's Santi's 37th birrrrthday...

[MadamedeChevreuse]

Bring your steak and guacamole sandwiches and raise a glass of cheeky Chilean red to the hottest musketeer of them all!

Let's play pass the parcel. When the music stops, Team A gets to take off a layer.

Ready...go!

Next exhibit in the Sparkle Anatomy Masterclass.

Oh bloody hell sparks, now you've got me curious about the contents of footballers' shorts / jock straps.

OK sparks, I can confirm that there would be no Dog-in-a-well issues, cos all evidence of his Latin heritage would be safely tucked away.

Why do jock straps exist anyway? They're just pants with the arse cheeks cut out. Moreover, they look fucking ridiculous. What is the actual point?

So glad you and Drink had a nice time Elk.

Afternoon

Hope all wenches are having a lovely day!

I want to eat overcooked salmon at your place too Elk

Off to take DS swimming, and hit to pool myself for the first time in months (I am so unfit....... but at least I'll get a decent shower out of it too!

Patents evening for ds1
Then church for vigil
What a crappy day

'Moreover they look fucking ridiculous' just made me SNORT.

Dog in the well is vair vair spooky, cos I literally have just been looking at that pic & discussing on Twitter

Why am I struggling? Why bother?

Jockstraps madame? I always assumed there was an element of support involved & also they kept things tucked up a bit, probably a bit safer if doing a contact sport? Agree they look ridiculous, but then men are allowed to wear functional stuff & not concern themselves with looking sexy all the time aren't they?

Have fun swimming helen & enjoy that shower (you probably need it after a day under the duvet with Athos )

*badders, hope both go well

Ewww. I just checked out the Musketeers Signal Tumblr & someone has giffed Rochefort fondling his own nipple.

I need something to help me bleach my brain.....

There, that ought to do it

But just in case, here's some more white shorts to help with the footballers' kit discussion

What a relief eh Fancy? Thanks for the heads-up.

Oh, seem to be back to Dog in the well

Shit, if that cameraman had been front-on, we'd have our question answered...

I'm not sure where to look first....the perfection that's his torso or his leg muscles. OOOFFFFFTTTTTTT

Unsurprisingly I had the same thought

(closely followed by the thoiught that his position is just screaming STRADDLE ME. In my defense, I am mid-cycle & unavoidably OTH)

Jock straps are like anti- g strings. If a g string and a jock strap touch, they explode in a cloud of antimatter.

Anyway, all this talk of male "support" and jock straps is giving me traumatic flashbacks to that picture of a bollock with a face on it that drinky used to post all the time.

I miss her.

^ Record scratch much?

Me too madame - I always enjoyed dishing out a verbal slap when she made disparaging remarks about Aramis

Reposting the Maimie rain hat pic as bears re=posting along with one from behind the scenes for Third Star which would appear to indicate that the rain hat belongs to Tom and he loaned it to Maimie !!!

Hello wenches.

Talking about Drinky, I've just had a mini wench meet-up with her and MiniDrink for lunch at a midlandsgardencentre. We had a lovely time.

And talking about spooky things, as someone was up-thread, I watched that episode with Athos running a couple of nights ago, and thought it would make a good gif. Someone else obviously thought the same.

I'm off to the caravan shortly until Tuesday in the land of dodgy wi-fi, so will keep up as and when possible. ILYA

Has everyone seen drink recently except me???

Watching Escape To The Country, love all these gorgeous little villages with stone houses

Is it the male presenter with the really punchable face wicked?