Swagger Inn: Thread 94 - Cumpleaños feliz! It's Santi's 37th birrrrthday...

[MadamedeChevreuse]

Bring your steak and guacamole sandwiches and raise a glass of cheeky Chilean red to the hottest musketeer of them all!

Let's play pass the parcel. When the music stops, Team A gets to take off a layer.

Ready...go!

...kilt.....mmmmmmm

Sorry bads I definitely think youre wrong! He is sex on a fucking stick imo. But each to their own eh...

mave your thing sounds very intriguing. Go Hawkette!

STAND DOWN WENCHES. They're S2!!!

Oh bloody hell, just lost a post. If MN being a fucker for not loading/loading really slowly for everyone?

Anyhoo - liking the idea of Hawkette (although this will make me laugh when I'm supposed to be concentrating). Mind you, whilst waiting for my lost post to load I just thought there is some scope of HBF at the thing I'm going to. Although there will be lots of kids about too.

Evening wenches. Feeling much much much better today.

Love the Hello Kitty-ed heroes! I think Captain America is my favourite in that grouping.

Have Team Athos seen this? He's on his way

Oh. So wtf is going on with maimie then? I bloody hope she's in s3.

Glad youre feeling better letus. Did you go to the docs in the end?

How much scope for HBF mave? Is it a kind of steve backshall-esque outdoor pursuits type thing?

Well Jess P will have seen Mrs Bee's Q as she has responded to somebody else's Q. I'd take that as confirmation then - as if she was returning surely she'd say?

Evening. Am just about ready to fucking butcher my printer - it's a temperamental electronic psychological torture device . I have wasted hours, well ok, about 30 minutes printing off the financial papers for tomorrow's meeting.

And now I've got to read them & analyse them & think of incisive questions, when I could be in here perving and speculating about s3. Don't let me back in for the next hour.

Nooooooooooo!

Appointment is tomorrow Madame but if everything is still ticketyboo in the morning, I think I'll cancel it.

at him running away and not towards

Loving the pics up thread

The Sansa thing is completely different from the book... am interested to see where they're going to go with it.Also read a v. entertaining review online

Sort of madame

Fancy - I feel your electronic rage. My laptop is doing some sort of update thingy and after 20 minutes it had completed 1%

I've gone to bed in protest.

Night all

Glad it's not my wonky memory Helen....I didn't recognise much of Monday's ep from the books!

Badders, in the book they get a fake Arya to marry Ramsey, and I don't remember Tyrion going off with Ser whassisface. But that could be lack of brain cells, as opposed to it being different.

I ought to have an early night...

Hey wenches

LetUs pleased you're feeling better today.

Madame I've been worrying about Mamie too since I saw some people wondering about that on Twitter. But apparently she is mentioned in one of the returning cast articles.

I wouldn't set too much store on replies or no replies from JP about it. It'll all be v close to chest. I suspect that cos of the Simons there will be a change of focus from the Milathos and the Annanmis storylines but poss Milady will be back but perhaps as a more minor character or backend of the series.

I think one of the Simons wrote the CardinalCupboardSnog so SURELY they're getting her back. From what I can see on twatter she's mostly running her cake and tea party business so she seems available!!! Maybe they're still just shooting eps 1/2 and she ain't in those. Hawk eyes on Twitter for Prague flight references.

Apricot I LOVE thSt photo too. Adorable. And they look like they're having a right laugh. In fairness, who wouldn't be having a whale of a time playing dress up with TB?

I wanna play with him. Waaaah!

Mouse condolences on the ill man shape. Horrible.

Fancy my printer hates me. I think wireless printers are particularly tricky.

WW I liked the house, nearly booked a viewing by mistake whilst tapping for photos . Kok looked nice. I wasn't sure that the bathroom looked a bit uncosy, couldn't imagine having relaxing bath in there. Radiator in funny place. Also, couldn't see the tvatsrum.

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Oooh hi Helen how's the arm doing today??

Evening Comtess.
Also sympathies to Fancy - I've never dared attempt set up our printer for wireless. Mostly it works fine, but the conept of wireless - nice, but no. I als have a bad track record with destroying them. I dropped an anglepoise lamp on my last one and broke the glass plate (being a combined scanner job). Had to buy the replacement model which is no-where near as good - spo much for upgrading when they retire one model and bring out a new one.

I assume all wenches have seen the ?

Now I really ought to go to bed, that will bring everyone else back in the tavern

Dunno if it's cos he has to keep one hand on his sword for balance when running, but the other hand doesn't half flail about

Hand is still a bit swollen, but fully usable and you can see the bones again #ScrawnyWench certainly doesn't look like a blow-up boll any more :

Helen #lovelyjustthewayyouarewench

It's nice when that skin tightness goes isn't it? Glad to hear it.

Cinn, I hope you're not making outrageous allegations ref TB's run?

Sleepy TB anyone?

Night wenches x

I wanna be Maimie in a rain hat and get to smooch Tom.

Life is so fucking unfair eh.

Yum, thanks LetUs. Mine of loveliness that blog.

Night all xx

I beg your pardon, Comtess?

I don't fucking think so, lady.

There's been some Twitter perving discussion over the cum gutters this pic today. How is it even possible that one man got that body AND that face AND that hair????

Serious question. When footballers wear white shorts - what do they wear underneath? Cos everyone knows white under white is a no-no & one should wear nude knickers. Can you get nude pants for men? Cos I can't see any of their pants.

Really need to know the answer to this. Anyone?