Swagger Inn: Thread 94 - Cumpleaños feliz! It's Santi's 37th birrrrthday...

[MadamedeChevreuse]

Bring your steak and guacamole sandwiches and raise a glass of cheeky Chilean red to the hottest musketeer of them all!

Let's play pass the parcel. When the music stops, Team A gets to take off a layer.

Ready...go!

Haven't seen that before Mrs Bee but have heard the accent. I bet they just think he sounds like a Brit though. I'm sure if it's not your mother tongue then you tell pick up the regional dialect of wherever you're living.
In other words FUCK OFF WITH YOUR ROLLY EYES ??
Norah-still dead, BTW. Mwah!

Ive seen it before mrsb but thanks anyway.

And what sparks said about santi and english accents.

sparks that photo looks like it might be an outtake from a photoshoot - you know when they get them to do various daft things in an effort to get the one cool photo that they end up using on a front cover or sonething.

Sorry but there is something seriously wrong with WSB's face. Is it that his eyes are too close together or that his mouth is too far up his face? Either way, he looks like a chipmunk to me.

You were right Madame. Ironically it's from the same photoshoot as my Twitter profile pic. Worratwat.

Oh :(
Ds2s reading book from school today is "no matter what" by debi gilori.
I am now hiding in my bedroom crying :(
"Love, like starlight, never dies"...
:(

Alright debi gilori, what about when a star goes supernova and contracts into a black hole?

Bloody childrens authors.

Blob must be imminent.
I cried at the radio this morning wrt Nepal

Nepal is very sad though. I was upset last night, perhaps there's something in the air.

er, madame says yus wot fancies that hawkye fella.

speaing of pa smiley faces, I just sent one to my 13 y/o who is trying to stay out and eat with his friends, despite my already tellinghim when tea would be ready for him.
it kinda went 'tea is fucking ready you gobshite '

this post has been sponsored by lack oftyping skillz on the laptop. and I don't give a shiney shite.

I am back from work.
I am hungry.
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nora, the supermarket manager comments cut me to the quick so I was maturely getting my own back.

Nepal is really really awful alright.

helen oooh Ive not seen that pic! It looks cold so could be from now?

Madame, it was off Twitter - I think Lurky posted it.

Evening wenches!

Also from Lurky's Twitter. Adorable!

And another.

I have just made blueberry muffins and choc chip cookies.
Fuck it.
I'm eating the lot!

oooohhhhhhhh baddersz you know the right thing to say to a wench don't you? filthy mare.

well madame who-ever said that was a bit rude. Bad wench. true though no need to take it out on WSB though. He's had a bit of a rough few decades.

think that was me! totally stand by it
Norah...you are really want my muff(ins) don't you? You slut

arf

so what are your thoughts on GoT s far? I am still eh wtf about sansa. will we see unCat or not? Where is Gendry and his cock that I will keep insisting we saw even though it might just have been wishful thinking? Jon Snurrrrrr is growing on me though. I did phwooooaaarrrrr at him before, but now he's all masterful and experienced I totes would.
Fuck me Jon Snurrrrr indeed.

I made the same comment to my sis re gendry! Wtf is he!?
Poor theon I do pity him, despite the awful things he did.
Jon is faf and always has been imvho love his black furry cloak
Have to say stannis is growing on me! Hard as nails but with a penchant correct grammar
Poor jorah
It does seem to be differing from.the books this series....have you read them?

Conversation just overheArd in bathroom between dh and ds2
Ds2: "Wash my legs for flippings sake!!"

the lot of yez chipmunk fiddlers

Isnt that maimie under the umbrella with tom? So she is back then...?

Evening all.

Have rbnr -

slightly disturbed by the pink superheroes,
intrigued by the new S3 baddies,
that house is viar pretty WW,
hoping all illness is soon banished,
thought Jamie in Outlander was a bit John Bishop for my taste,
er....forgotten all else.

Managed to mow the lawns after an 8-6 work day so feeling virtuous. Have just hidden a wispa gold wrapper under a cushion as ds came down though

I'm going to a thing at the weekend and one of the things I may be doing is archery.....when I found out I thought of Madame and will be channelling Hawkeye if I manage to have a go at it!

Haha
You know I'm right Madame
And I thought we agreed we drew the line at bestiality!?
Ds2 is being a bit of a nightmare tantrum wise atm....am wondering if it's tiredness (coming up to end of term) or his new,meds or him just being a,little shit?....

John bishop!!?
Are you blind, woman!!?

bit of all three maybe baddres

and at John Bishop remark. Go straight to the norty step.

I mean, have you seen his,,,er......kilt?

Really wifey you're just giving away your muff(ins) to anyone?

Thanks Mavis And archery? Cool!

Ww....I saved you the biggest one