Swagger Inn: Thread 93 - Carry on wenching, Musketeers ahoy!

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Doors open for Thread 93. The bar is stocked, the floor is mopped. Unleash the wenches....

Here's some pretty to get us started

The interview is available now, but I have to go and cook so will listen to it later.

Oh, new cast member? New baddie? I couldn't think where I'd seen him before, so checked his IMDb.

He was with Howie in the short film Sound

Ah well, that's nice. They can go to the gym together

Yep, seems to be all correct

Early evening all

Duran Duran eh. The words cum and gutters spring to mind. Looks like a baddy #justsayin. Bet Tom's glad he's got his no 99 in Heats top 100 hunks 2015 to stop any tone-envy.

(Is it rude to postulate that he can't be much of an actor if he's got free time enough to gym it THAT much?)

Seems a key part of getting the job on TM is being mates with the cast (see Marc Warren). I'm so pleased we get new baddies.

Looking forward to that interview when I get home. Love it that wench contingent and old wench contingent get in. I squeeeeed soooo loudly when Wicked got name checked on the geek syndicate podcast. Thanks for the link Apes

So. He can be a new cast member but I'm thinking not the cultured Mazarin.....

Oh and Helen the threesome misheard is the funniest thing I've heard for a very long while. Have burst out laughing reading it. Thank you

ww those meatballs sound delish

Evening all. So Radio Suffolk didn't do too badly then!

Interesting. I agree, he looks like rio ferdinand a baddie.

Squeeeee sparks and lurky!

ww - your dream was hilarious. As was the "gash" confusion lyndie. Btw down here no one except utter bellends actually uses the word "gash" to mean foof.

Can't remember anything else I'm afraid.

The allotment was extremely therapeutic. And I ACTUALLY PLANTED STUFF. Woo!

Evening all!

Arf at lyndie and her gash confusion

Good luck Cinn with the job.

Another one sorry we dumped you in your subconscious Helen

Haven't read the Guardian interview but will try to later.

Right, off to Sainsbos. Anyone need anything?? Laters

Ooh mave can you get me a box set of green wing please?

And a cornetto.

Oooh, I love Cornetto

^cornetto

Back from t'shops. Now doing invoices

But first, kettle on.

Oooh, thanks mave!

We have netflix but maybe it's on that...

New overly-muscly-body-bloke does nothing for me. I'm sure he's a lovely bloke but ick. No thanks.

Totally agree wrt new bloke Helen
Ew

Evening everyone. I came on the computer to do something before I started on the ironing, got distracted & can't remember what it was I supposed to do . I hope it was just to relist some items on ebay, as I have done that.

Not impressed by new cast member's frequent use of a ponytail. I can just about forgive Santi for Socer Aid purposes, but otherwise it's a real passion killer for me. I hope for his sake he's not one of the new villains if that info was supposed to be revealed in a couple of weeks time.

What have you been planting madame?

miaow to comtess for her excess gymming it comment

Oh and me. Zip. Nada. But then we're all about the Burke.

For me I love a good bicep/tricepsnd frankly a cum gutter. But only if they're 'natural' looking. I want it to look like it's just naturally there. Not pumped to the max. ( he is no Duran Duran).
Wench verdict so far - #bit much.

I agree as well

Fancy. I know.

#Whatabitch (Spaced)

Agree with Helen.
Zero interest here. Nada!

Agree re DuranDuran, as Uve said before Santi has ruined all other men for me ??I do think he's going to be worth his muscle weight in info though

Oh dear. Doesn't look like he'll be getting a team of his own, does it?

Oh Sparks AGREED. I've followed him obvs

I suppose it was inevitable - having spent ages lusting over grubby HBFs we were probably not going to be impressed by the perfectly groomed gym-bunny look. A bit much sums it up well.

I can't get excited by anyone who looks like they'd side-eye me for eating Haribo Tangfastics