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Swagger Inn - 72. Fuck off Christmas, bollocks to you New Year, it's the Series Two Countdown!

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IsawMommyFolknSantaClaus · 18/12/2014 22:55

Woohoo!

Only those in need of hot beardy fuckers dressed in leather need enter.

Ayethengyoo.

Swagger Inn - 72. Fuck off Christmas, bollocks to you New Year, it's the Series Two Countdown!
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IntheBleakMiladyBeeeWinter · 20/12/2014 23:25

Evening. So all presents are wrapped. All cards are written. Everything delivered that needed to be. Just got to pack clothes in morning and we are a go for Christmas 2014

Strictly was fab. Couldn't wench as was wrapping while it was on. Caroline (who I kept calling Carolina much to DD's annoyance) totally deserved it. Oooft to Steve being back too.

Lovely picture Bads, really nice one of you all.

IntheBleakMiladyBeeeWinter · 20/12/2014 23:25

Where is Elk? Anyone heard from her. Has she gone to the 1950s again?

FancyFancy · 20/12/2014 23:37

That sounds like a very well deserved gin mrsBeee

RudolphTheRedNosedElk · 20/12/2014 23:59

I'm here MrsB....literally just catching up. Loads to do...house a bomb site....mother arriving tomorrow ....shopping ....lists ....wrapping .....cleaning .....entertaining the smalls. All on about 2 hours of sleep a night zzzzzzzzzz, so I'm mostly being ineffectual.

On the plus side...I'm sitting here watching 300

Also, I couldn't resist....I clicked and peeked. And oh my sainted aunt!...I wouldn't have said it was possible, but Mr Burke is hotter than ever

FancyFancy · 21/12/2014 00:06

just read the thread, scrap the elf yourself query Shock

There is just not enough brain bleach for that.

IntheBleakMiladyBeeeWinter · 21/12/2014 00:16

He is . It looks fucking epic. He looks amazing and just the right amount of bouff for me. I'm far too excited.

Right gin has been consumed and Elk located so I am off to bed. Fancy and Elk hope the arrival of mothers / patents goes ok.

We head off tomorrow so not sure how much wenching I'll get in. ILYA with tinsel on.

FancyFancy · 21/12/2014 00:24

Night mrsbeee, hope you get away ok tomorrow

SpanielFingers · 21/12/2014 03:58

I've temporarily come out of retirement to show my appreciation for team Aramis. I hope it's ok and does the trick until something better comes along.

Aramis watched as Porthos and Norah went home arm in arm, laughter filling the streets as they went. He sighed, wondering if she was awake, waiting for him and decided to go to her.
He was let into her home, and went to the door.
She leant back on the chaise by the window in her private chambers. Smoothing the skirt of her expensively embroidered chemise, she revelled in the freedom her lack of corset gave her.
Aramis caught his breath seeing her like that, he edged further into the room shutting the door quietly behind him, looked over her slowly and deliberately, his eyes darkening as desire filled him.
He walked slowly, purposefully towards her, smiling slightly as she caught her breath, flushing under his scrutiny. Reaching the end of her chaise, he removed his hat, bowed then flung it on the table next to her feet.
His eyes raked over her again, lingering at her lips, then her neck..down over her breasts and then down to the curve of her hips.
He looked into her eyes and smiled, his eyes crinkling slightly and flushed a little.
She blushed, unable to look away from his face, already imagining what it would feel like to kiss him, to feel his mouth on her neck, his beard against her thighs and his hands everywhere.
Approaching her, he slowly trailed his fingers over her ankles, up her calves and towards her inner thigh; then he stopped, letting his fingers linger just above her knees.
Her heart pounded and she struggled to breathe properly as she felt her stomach contract and her pussy swirl.
He smiled and indicated the space on the chaise next to her legs.
"May I?" He asked. She swallowed and nodded, his fingers still circling the sensitive skin of her inner thigh.
He sat, sliding his hand up higher, still circling her skin with his thumb, her thighs warm and soft under his expert hands. He leant towards her, eyes never leaving hers, until she could smell the leather of his uniform. As he leant his hands slid up, further and carried on circling gently.
She gasped aloud as he expertly teased her, causing her to flush with pleasure. He shifted closer, leaning in and stopped just millimetres from her mouth. His eyes were almost black with desire as he waited for her to make her move. He glanced down quickly at her lips as her tongue flickered nervously over her lips. She could smell his skin, warm and clean and felt his breath on her skin and he knew the effect he had on her
He smiled again, groaning and crushed her lips beneath his. He used his tongue to open her lips further, gently bit her lower lip and sucked it
Eagerly she reciprocated, her hands winding through his hair pulling him closer, desperate for more. He crushed her against the chaise, his body heavy on hers and he moved his hands up, over her hips and onto her breasts, circling and squeezing. As she moaned with pleasure his mouth moved on to her neck, finding her pulse and massaging it with his mouth causing her to cry out a little.
He squeezed her nipple and slid her chemise down over her shoulder, following it with his lips and teeth until he reached her breasts.
Burying himself in her he licked and teased her with his tongue, his hand at the top of her thigh moving up, finally reaching her clit. He silenced her cries with his mouth as he kissed her again, rough and less in control this time. His hand on her nipple echoing the fingers that stroked and teased her pussy.
Urgently she pulled at his shirt, desperate to feel his skin on hers. He pulled back quickly pulling it over his head, then stood to undo his breeches, kicking them off then his knee between hers he resumed kissing her, passionately and desperately. Eagerly he bent his head and trailing down her body with his tongue until he reached her pussy. He took his time now, revelling in how he made her squirm with pleasure as he used his tongue and lips until she lost control.
Smiling, he kissed his way back up her body and kissed her passionately. She returned the kiss, pulling his hips down towards her, shifting slightly to accommodate him.
He plunged his cock into her, meaning to take his time, but her moans to fuck her pushed him on, thrusting harder and deeper. Their sweat mingled and her body trembled, his cock pushing her further and further towards her orgasm. When she bit down on his shoulder, he allowed his own desire to take over, and his thrusts pushed them both over the edge.
They lay together as their sweat dried and their breathing returned to normal, chatting about what was going on in court, laughing at Athos and his recent troubles.

ApriClausIsComingToTown · 21/12/2014 08:33

Morning all. I missed Strictly, as we were out, but will catch up tonight.

Yaay, it's the Winter Solstice today, shortest day, we're on the other side. By some strange phenomenon, however, the mornings continue to get darker for another couple of weeks, although the afternoons started to get lighter about a fortnight ago. Weird, but true.

Glad you've sorted Christmas out Carolina. Sounds like a perfect day to me. Xmas Smile

Lovely pic Badders.

Have a good time MrsBeee.

Hope all ill DCs are getting better.

Oof, Spaniel, nice to read an Aramis one. Xmas Grin

Right, what day is it, I really must get organised today.

IsawMommyFolknSantaClaus · 21/12/2014 08:40

ooooh sf well done.

Hi apersz it's busy busy busy here too! still gets it over with doesn't it? Xmas Wink
I'm going to be celebrating winter by dancing naked in the garden later. It's A Thing.

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SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 21/12/2014 09:22

Dips back in briefly... Good timing (SpanielSmut - 'thud, oof' etc). Will scoll up and RTFT later...... hope all wenches are well.

Badvocinapeartree · 21/12/2014 09:56

Ds2 is talking to me about Minecraft

Ds1 has got a match today.
Carol service later.
Other than that, no plans.
I might fashion a henge out of ds2s play doh and have a bit of a solstice celebration in the back garden.
Or I might not.

DrinkleBells · 21/12/2014 09:56

I had a TB dream! He was supposed to talk to me for 10 mins because I paid for it for charity. He took time to come in and then we sat across a small table in a cafe and we got on like house on fire. He then asked if I wanted to meet up again. I said that was very kind of him but he must be very busy and not to worry about it.
Ge said ge wanted to, he blushed and then we were sitting next to each other and he put his arm around me. Also he said: "guess why it took me so long to come in, I was gearing up for it because I really like you.

The we kissed and the reality destroyed my dream. I was disappointed because it was really stiff and dry Shock. Then I woke up and realised I had extrenely dry lips and mouth because I was sleeping on my back and breathibg through my mouth due to cold HmmAngry

Badvocinapeartree · 21/12/2014 09:57

are there any other "henges" in the uk/world?
Is Stonehenge the only one?

SantisLittleHelper · 21/12/2014 10:16

BOLLLLLLLLOCKS there's Araporn & I have DH sitting 3 ft opposite me NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

NotEvenAnEnormouseStirred · 21/12/2014 10:50

Loving all the porn and dirty dreams. Hopefully that'll sustain me through the Sunday lunch from hell.

My SIL has turned up for Christmas and I'm going to have to endure her giggling, talking about herself non stop and point blank ignoring me. Oh and her bland cooking - she fancies herself as a bit of a gourmet but can't cook for shit.

Wenches give me strength.

SantisLittleHelper · 21/12/2014 10:56

Grin So sue me.

OH MY CHRIST. SF, spectacular.

Am I getting it gift-wrapped with a bow on it on Christmas Day? Or perhaps you are saving it to get me in the mood on 2 Jan? You know, just in case I'm not in the mood? Hmm

What helped it all along quite nicely was that opening MN on my phone in the loo resulted in the cork gif from last night popping up first. The set the scene very well.

TheSwedishChristmasMeatball · 21/12/2014 10:59

Hello Smile

Love the photo Bads. You and your kids are gorgeous!

Well done there SF Wink

Lovely dream there Drink Wink

Mouse we will be with you in spirit! Smile

NotEvenAnEnormouseStirred · 21/12/2014 11:06

Thanks ww.

Oh I missed the photo of badders and the mini bads. I'm sure it was gorgeous.

We3KingyofOblomovAre · 21/12/2014 11:14

morning all. just come back from very long walk with ds2, my sil, 2 huge dogs, niece and her daughter. blimey, it's a bit windy and fresh out, isn't it?

off to read thread. hope all ill wenches and little ones are re-couperating and feeling better.

We3KingyofOblomovAre · 21/12/2014 11:29

Nice out-of-retirement work Spaniel!
Nice dream Drink.
Missed Badders photo.

Are you all sorted now Carolina? - hopes so.

FancyFancy · 21/12/2014 11:54

Good Morning, it must be good as there's new Aramis porn Grin. Lovely, spaniel.

carolina hope you have things sorted for Christmas now, that was Sad yesterday.

Hope all the the ailing people & ailing DCs are recovering.

drink RL can be annoying enough without it intruding into dreams!

mouse, stay strong, can you invent a game of SIL bingo to dull the pain?

All this talk of long bracing walks & dancing naked in the garden is making me feel lazy. Time to get out of pj's & achieve something.

NotEvenAnEnormouseStirred · 21/12/2014 12:03

fancy I think I love you a bit. I've already composed SIL Christmas bingo to get through Christmas day with her. I'll have to post the bingo board for everyone's perusal later Xmas Grin no, I'm not evil at all

LetUsPrey · 21/12/2014 12:14

Afternoon wenches.

SF - "she could smell the leather of his uniform"

Have just booked tickets to take DS1 to the cinema to watch The Hobbit.

Badvocinapeartree · 21/12/2014 12:58

Ts on my profile mouse but for some reason no one can access it!
Grr.
So...there are other henges.
No...it's fine. I'm glad I found out for you all. It might just come in useful some day you know....