Swagger Inn - 72. Fuck off Christmas, bollocks to you New Year, it's the Series Two Countdown!

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Woohoo!

Only those in need of hot beardy fuckers dressed in leather need enter.

Ayethengyoo.

Aw Badders that's lovely. And ds2 in particular is a total mini-Bads!!! Such a gorgeous photo xxx

He is! !In temperament too, sadly :)
Ds1 does not like having his pic taken...can you tell?

It's a very nice gif fancy! :)

Fancy - it's when he uses his mouth to do stuff, like in Knight Takes Queen when he was loading the weapons. Phwooooaaarrr

Badders - that's a gorgeous photo! You and your boys are lovely

He's just like my DS then! He does an odd, strained smile in all photos & manages to not look himself.

He's not smiling at the moment as he's been trying to fix a set of fairy lights for about 2 hours now. It's rather sweet as it reminds me off my mum who had to dismantle any broken electrical item & attempt to fix it

Phwooooaaarrr
Yep, that sums it up.

That, in combination with his flirty eyes, just....

Fancy I also have fairy lights over my bed! about your vintage lights too. I love things like that.

For those talking about having to entice children to wash and put shoes on.., timed twins getting ready to go out tonight.... 45 mins in bathroom doing hair . Mr C and I karaokied 'you're so vain' outside the door for a while for a laugh.

So what do we think about Strictly? Where was Ola eh?! A notable absence.

Obv the rumours about Steve hating her were true!!

Ola's injured. She was rehearsing for The Jump and injured her leg. She's in a leg brace and crutches. I was too busy looking at Steve and Aljaz to be honest

Fancy - The Stare

comtess I love that song! And yay for fairy lights over the bed .

Last year I saw a set of the same lights on ebay & they sold for £100 . Next set I see I'm definitely bidding on as I'll be gutted when they finally die.

The Stare oh dear God, letus

If ever I saw that in the flesh I would make a complete tit of myself.

Was this the sort of thing you were thinking of letus?

ERMERGERD he's making those eyes at meeeeeeee tonight, it's Saturrrrrrday!!!

Those 2 (the cork & the Stare) are probably in my Top Five.

You ain't bad either Bads Brave too, outing yourself like that on here!

Oh LetUs I should have known you would know! What is The Jump? Not heard of that.

Have to say that my favourite bits for Santi so far are all in Knight takes queen. Your phrase ' using his mouth to do stuff' set me off on a quite specific tangent frankly .

Right I'm off for a bath and bed. Night wenches xxx

Oh yes! And this...

Or this...

And on that note, I'm away up to the Hayloft.

Night wenches

Night letus

was to sparks - I type too slow!

The Jump is apparently celebrity ski jumping. It was on ITV last year and is obvs back for a second series.

After yesterday's Aramis Friday, he knows I can use my mouth to do stuff too

Just checked. It's on Channel 4 not ITV

Really am going now

Saucy

Sadly he's never had the chance to find out what I can do AS THERE'S NO ROOM ON THE ROTA.

Lo siento Fancy, really. You know, if you'd been here about 10 months ago.....

As it is, if you were on the Rota, would YOU give him up even for a night? Thought not.

PS I'd say your best chance here is if Madame has a turn waiver, like the other day. Of course, you will have to be on here 24 hours a day so that you notice before anyone else does. I'd get on the Red Bull now then.

I watched the last series of The Jump. It's quite amusing although half the contestants ended up pulling out as it's so flipping dangerous. They all got injured.

Give up a night on a hypothetical rota? He's have to be prised from my cold dead hands . So I see your point.

Maybe I need to start posting some hot Athos pics then to draw some Aramis lovers to the Athos camp?

Hmmmm, TBH you're def wasting your time with 3/4 of Team Aramis & i suspect Madame has also now got over that recent mental moment blip.

Also - that elf yourself thing. That's just Not Right. I like my Musketeers sweaty & grimy & in leather. NOT as gay elves. Soz.

elf yourself?