Swagger Inn Thread 68 – Pffthhhhh... <zoom> <thud> <zoom> <thud> Etc etc.

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Aaaand... let's start as we mean to go on...

[We3KingyofOblomovAre]

Anne and Sparks do a job share application!
Sorted!

[RumpledElkSkin]

Well, between Sparks, Anne and MrMouse, we've totally got this position wrapped up

[NotEvenAnEnormouseStirred]

Santi looks good there. Is that some stubble I can see?

Also, Mr Mouse has started filling in the form.

[We3KingyofOblomovAre]

ha ha I do like it when people are creative with their cv's:

Mind you, the following is actually so close to the truth, it's frightening!!

Vast experience of ....
Written scripts to high standard ......
Most of life , for the last year spent drooling, investigating, researching, fantasising, etc etc......
The jobs yours!!

[LastComtessIGaveYouMyHeart]

Oh my Christ
Mouse I'm now nervous about the job for him. Can you imagine!!! How exciting!!! How would you cope if he got it?!

[NotEvenAnEnormouseStirred]

I think I would combust.

[FolknNorah]

Wenches.
You know when you're really excited and happy and slightly shocked that something (very small btw) quite nice has happened to you?
So you go to share this some thing with a certain someone?
They know you are telling them something exciting/nice/good.
They don't look up from their phone.
They don't take any notice of you.
Then, they talk over you and say some thing completely unrelated about how truly marvellous they are.
So you let them know you were trying to say something.
And they give you a wtf would you have to say that's so important/great look.
And carry on blowing their own trumpet.
Repeatedly and loudly each time you try so you cant tell them.

Yeah.
That.

[SantisLittleHelper]

Has anyone actually tried to look at the full job spec? I want to see if it specifies any dates that gives away S3 schedule but the link doesn't work for me!

Norah fuck him, I'll be excited with you. Wooooooohooooooooooooo!

[SantisLittleHelper]

Mouse does he actually have the experience they are asking for? Is this an even remote possibility? This could actually earn you a Rota night if you manage to pull it off

[FolknNorah]

Oh shit I'm sorry wenches. Ugh.
Um, yeah, 69 ahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa.

I'll be Orf, have a good evening my lovelies, could someone send flopperz up later?
Cheers.
Laterz

[NotEvenAnEnormouseStirred]

We'll be excited for you norah

[TheSwedishChristmasMeatball]

I'm excited for you Norah What happened? And that bastard can go jump off a cliff or something

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Norah he is a massive TB and CW.
We love you and we're excited for you.....

[NotEvenAnEnormouseStirred]

santis he has a degree in drama and screen with his particular interests being script writing and editing.

So, it's not unfeasible.

[CarolSinger200]

Excited for Norah too XX

[GoodQueenWenchAnneLass]

Sparks - look at you giving away rota nights like they grow on trees.

Mouse - it would be epic but I am thinking more like one morning a week.

[SantisLittleHelper]

What does the job description say? What does it say?

I just told DH about it. He pointed out it wouldn't actually involve sitting on Santi's knee in meetings looking at him over the top of my specs

[SantisLittleHelper]

And in other news...oh God, I am involved in Secret Santa at work. If I actually get through it without calling it a Secret Santi it'll be a miracle.

[TheSwedishChristmasMeatball]

I feel a bit down and stressed out, I'm sure it will be better after a good nights sleep

[NotEvenAnEnormouseStirred]

What's up ww?

[TheSwedishChristmasMeatball]

Nothing serious, just one of those days I guess, a but behind on work and systems not working, but it will be better tomorrow I hope.

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

WW

Would you like to borrow someone to make things better?

[NotEvenAnEnormouseStirred]

Jag älskar dig!

[LastComtessIGaveYouMyHeart]

Sleep well WW, fingers crossed for tomorrow.

Norah pleased for you. Whatever it is, hopefully he will realise and be happy for you later when he's thought about it.

I'm off to bed to Twitter lust after Tom.

[FlopsyTheSnowman]

Well, anything to say for yourself? Anything? No? Thought not. Sit there. And face the wall, we don't want to see your face, I'm utterly disappointed in you. And cross. You don't deserve to be listened to if you aren't a good listener.
You're a good listener aren't you norah?




But you are not being nice so you can jolly well stay there until I say you can move.