Swagger Inn Thread 68 – Pffthhhhh... <zoom> <thud> <zoom> <thud> Etc etc.

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Aaaand... let's start as we mean to go on...

I just meant now that the new thread is upon us and I've been a shit wench for a while.

I still luffs you Norah.

I'm not sure I'm gonna make it mave, really, leave me here and save yourselves.

I'm not leaving without you Flopsy STAY WITH ME. DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT

Oh, but I have read the taxi porn.

I. AM. STILL. THROBBING. IN. PLACES. THAT. NEVER. SEE. THE. LIGHT. OF. DAY.

plundered

Mavis/MrsB I spoke to Trev a few days ago and she was up for it too

It doesn't matter if they never see the light of day Floppers. As long as he can get his finger up there.......

Oooh are we doing Spaced now too? Excellent!

Hello flopsy! How are you doing?

True mrsbee, and in that latest promo picture, he can do what he wants.

Haaaaaaawt Aramis!!!!!!!

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Rightho, the playing fast and loose with Scottish history has gone too far and I'm off to bed.

Night all

Riiiiiighhhht then wenches. Time to get creative. And festive.

I'm going to start it off, whoever can think of a next line over the next however long can add one. Hopefully by Christmas it won't have all gone wrong like the Tavporn did we will have our very own Muskecarol

Ready?

On the first day of Christmas The Musketeers gave to me......Luca, Tom, Howard & Santi

..........

Naaawwwwwww.

Yum Madame.. ...ohhhhhhhh I hope we get some FAF pics tomorrow night!

on he fifth day of Christmas my musketeers gave to me.... The right, fucking horn.

I know is out if order, but it works dammit.
Add it in please, when necessary.

Luffs ya.
Night.

On the tenth day of Christmas my musketeers gave to me..... One in the vadge,
one up the chuffer,
one in my mouth,
one in my right hand,
t'other in my left hand,
THE RIGHT FUCKING HORN...

Norah

Well that attempt went well. How can the attending wenches sing that to Tom at the carol service?

FTF

Any good?
I really must go to sleep so I can dream about you all.

So no good then?
Hmmm. You only need, 12,11,4,3,2 and you're done

Is not like I just randomly pluck this shit out from the air you know?

Has MN done lots of Tom Burke emoticons?!

I think he'll like the bit about up the chuffer

Oh, it'll be fine. They can just breeze through it, with angelic smiles on their faces and if anyone gives them a look they can give them a 'you hear what you want to hear you dirty fucking pervert' type of look.
Easy

One the second day of Christmas The Musketeers gave to me.....two leather gloves and Luca, Tom, Howard & Santi

Bit crap? Rhymes with doves though.

Yes. He's in his favourite hat.
Gosh, this is like old times innit? Just us and the musketeers?

I think you'll find that is ackershally Howie's cap

12 wenches wenching
11 swords a swinging
One in the vadge
One up the chuffer
One in my mouth
One in my right hand
T'othrr in my left one
AND THE RIIIIIIIIIGHT FUUUUUUCKIIIIIIIIIING HOOOOOOORRRRRRRRN
4 pauldrons worn
Fancy a threesome?
Two leather gloves
And Luca, Tom, Howard and Santi.....

Ayethengyoo.

I couldn't have done it with out you.

Yeah wot he borrowed off TB. Fact.

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