Swagger Inn Thread 68 – Pffthhhhh... <zoom> <thud> <zoom> <thud> Etc etc.

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Aaaand... let's start as we mean to go on...

Just how far north will this far north wench meet up be? I'd like to stick my name on the list.

Braveheart - meh, to much disembowelling for my tastes. It put me off going for a curry after, when I stupidly saw it at the cinema

Snorted at this

You're so funny Norah

Norrraahhhhhhhhhh!!! Have just read & am overcome by mix of desire & snort??

YYY hell yes to revisiting THAT Tav. Oh happy dayzzzzz. Notsomuch #sloppyseconds as #sloppyfourths

Thank you sparks!

Oh norah that is excellent!! And also, perfect observation of the aramis method.

Braveheart is utter shite. Always has been, even in the days when it was ok to fancy Mel Gibson. Woad painted celtic warriors wearing kilts in the 13th C?

Norah how can you write both comedy porn and saucy porn and be good at both? S'not fair.

How about top far north on the left Elk? But the bottom bit of it? Do-able?

Night all

Lolz. It's like the words just vomit out of my fingers isn't it?

#wewillalwayshaveThatTavern

Only, I've got odd blueish greyish yellowish eyes. Hope they're ok?!

I think an entire meeting with Dog would be me going with a couple of and maybe a

Oh, and hang on a cocking minute! Who the bollocks said Athos' new do was like mine?
I. Am. Wounded.
Sure, I could pull off a magnificent bouffant before my curls came back, but now?
How. Very. Dare. You.

Ooh, got new bras. 32j FML. FMFUCKINGLIFE. No wonder I hunch and get pains and shit. FMN. (Norks)

I should be okay for a Far North Wench Meet Up

I think is one of my favourite things.

And Aramis was spot on

Oh totes agree re Braveheart. The accents are awful and the grasp on historical accuracy is . There really is nothing else on.

Also totes up for Feb. I'm presuming a largish place with a train station would be useful?

A largish place with a train station you have to step back from the platform on otherwise you will get blown off? ....well if the (probably photo shopped) signs are correct?

Or a slightly larger and next county down place?

at letus

You could just switch off the tv and write some Tav Lit which is, I'm sure, what FUCKING NONNY AND ELK are doing right now.

#iwillneverforgetthatelky

Ah yes, that place with the comedy porn train signs isn't that exciting. Possibly the next largish one south, or the larger one North. Depends if it is with or without dcs I suppose.

I assume you ladies have all heard the Cliff Central interview

cliffcentral.com/the-buzz-podcast/

It's the one marked 2 Dec and Luke and Tom start about 27 minutes in

Oooooh, what about the one with the thing? No, not that thing the other one? Yes, that one. Right there.... bit lower.... Don't stop.....oooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOooooo

Is it worth even bobbing in here?

Depends floppers do you want to see me or not?

Now that sounds like a plan MrsB I shall consult my diary for dc free weekends.

I'm Orf. You coming floppers ?

Laterz

Hello Flopsy my lovely. Not long now......