Swagger Inn Thread 67 – Wenches, just ddooooooo iiiiiiit

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Mops floor, wipes bar, cleans the empties, throws open doors and locks self in cellar with Musketeers...

I miss Trev

I've realised what's wrong with Santi sans beard - his chin looks round when it should be a bit pointier? The whole shape of his jaw and chin is wrong!!!

Any news on a series 2 uk premiere?....

S'ok she can't go anywhere again.

DC have play dates here, and tomorrow too. Trying to wench and serve crowd pleasing kiddy food. Not a good combination.

That's what I thought Sparks but I just looked at the world map and they're not much further east, just a lot further south!

Bads it's snirf not sniff

And

Takes tissues, cheers apricot.
It's ok...I'm going to tag Comtesse like they do people on parole like the beautiful rare bird she is :)
I will know where she is AT ALL TIMES

Right well I'm drumming fingers now cos it must be about time they were arriving.

Considering how far away this is occurring, I'd just like to point out that if similar ever happens in London my squeeee levels will be stratospheric. Actually if those NTA's are at the O2 I may have to be one of those red carpet fangirls as it's only frigging 40 mins up the train line & I can't have TM 40 mins away & not go, can I?

And Malc - oops

Well she can fuck right off

She's trying far too hard, santi. Tom would be unimpressed.

Norah I'd like to think the full body harness swing would have built in, invisible support for all floppy/saggy body parts. Obvs any other floppy appendages would be on full alert - ergo, not floppy.

And too bloody right Sparks, you most definitely would have to give all six it a go.

Picture Try it or it didn't happen you're a fench.

Hi to rest of wenches

I thought Tom was starting to show real signs of media embracing in those pics, with the laid back foot resting on knee studio pic. Then the next one had him in defensive/hostile arm folded mode again.

What an ugly bitch in that pic!

New pic

Oh fucking hell! He's wearing one of his pyjama style shirts with what looks like a pretty nasty looking suit there.

Again, I like his lack of giving a shite.

...and another...

So much for black tie!

That is not a flattering shot of Howie there ^ Soz.

And Luca looks a right bellend with that scarf

HOLY FUCKING CRAP I DIDN'T THINK THAT MAN COULD POSSIBLY BE ANY MORE FUCKING GORGEOUS BUT OHMYCHRIST OH.MY.FUCKING.CHRIST. FUCKME THE HAIR THE SCULPTED BEARD THE SHIRT THE BODY LANGUAGE...THE...BODY OH JESUS I CAN'T BREATHE.....I CAN'T BREATHE...I CAN'T ACTUALLY FUCKING BREATHE. AAAAAAARRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SITTING HERE ACTUALLY HYPERVENTILATING PLEASE SOMEONE PASS ME A PAPER BAG I'M GOING TO HAVE AN APOPLEXY AT THIS CAROL CONCERT AND I DON'T EVEN NOW WHAT AN APOPLEXY IS. HE. IS. JUST. SOOOOOOO. FUCKING......FUCKING........AAAAARGGHHHHH

JESUS WEPT

No I think Tom's alright. Shirt TBC but suit ok. It's not that checked one is it. Plain. That's GOOD.

Luca tho. FMWAS (scarf). No. No.

Also it it unkind to say Porthos looks a bit Portly? . Maybe his bag was lost and they couldn't get his size shirt and trews? .

Massive post there Comtess!

#GreatMinds

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In my six way additional support for less than firm bodies is not necessary.

And purple shirt of sex!

any sign of any Tav lit yet?

Yes he looks chunky. Maybe it's muscle? They can look a bit fat bigger. We need to see him naked topless.