Swagger Inn Thread 67 – Wenches, just ddooooooo iiiiiiit

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Mops floor, wipes bar, cleans the empties, throws open doors and locks self in cellar with Musketeers...

oi nonny, elky, apes and any other Tav Lit fuckersorryfloppers contributor

My mind needs bleaching stimulating after reading about how men might pleasure each other. Which is fine etc etc .
But still.

Consider this your challenge. Filth, but not two day old manky fanny filth. Nor choking from deep throat action, nor strangulation whilst fuckingsorryfloppers filth.
Good old fashioned up against the wall fuckingsorryfloppers.

And Hahahahahahahahahah. Shitepad now predicts fuckingsorryfloppers.!!

Ayethengyoo on advance.
Yours lovingly
Norah XXXXXxxxx (vadge)

please add badderz to the above list. Thank you.

Great photos.

The 5 way mental image is hard to shift..

You're welcome

Although isn't it six way?

I suspect there'd be the possibility for some rimmage going on.
But not in my six-way.

Is that where you draw the line norah?

Kids are looking at me like this

-----no rimming-------

My line ^^

I refuse to have anything to do with something that has the potential to leave skidmarks.

Had to drag myself away from Twitter. Oooooofffft. Top SA action from the Beeb.

Laughing earlier re five / six somes. Hannah beat me to the hoist suggestion. Didn't we get one installed when Elk was pregnant? Handy to have about.

Mouse you may want to carefully google wigwamming. Just for educational purposes. It's a lot less complicated than this six some business.

Santi has some five o'clock stubble already eh? Must have heard about Beardgate and had a rethink. Roll on red carpet!

To know what though? Maybe a long bench with no back to it might be better? Wench can possibly put her feet on the floor then.

#whywontthisgoaway?

Like this but maybe a bit wider? With some thing soft and absorbent comfy underneath?

I think I'd better get back to that gif.

COMTESSE!!!

Thank god you came back to me us!

Never leave me us again!

COMTESS!...... YOU'RE BACK!

YAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!

snogs comtess

COMTESS Welcome back, you have been missed!!!

Lovely to see you back comtesse

Loving the pictures from SA by the way!

Thank you Badders, Apricot, Carolina and Mouse for such a lovely welcome.

Now then. I've almost drenched my pants over the BBC SA pics. Look at this one on a Twatter tho...

twitter.com/lacomtessedela/status/537294531277107202

Just. FAFness which has nearly killed me. Proper heart thumping, yearning fangirl spasm.

I cannot contain myself. And there are too many #teamtom who needed this on here.

COMTESSE!!!!!!!

Awwwwright Comtess awwwright?

Thank fuck you're back. I have a feeling it's going to be fenching to the nth degree when these red carpet pics emerge.

I am so excited I nearly fucked up my casserole.

How far ahead are they anyway? Surely we should be up to our eyes in vadge juices black tie by now?

TWO HOURS???? How can that even be???? They're frigging thousands of miles away!

We just need Trev, Madame, Stinkle and Alibabs and we're back to full wenching complement!

Clutches all wenches to bosom.
ILYA.

alrig' WW , alrig' Sparkletits

FENCHERY is RIFE. But tres amusant .

#santibeard... On the FAF snap it deffo looks more 'plush' than yesterday. It'll be back by Thursday I reckon...