Swagger Inn Thread 67 – Wenches, just ddooooooo iiiiiiit

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Mops floor, wipes bar, cleans the empties, throws open doors and locks self in cellar with Musketeers...

Nah your good Mouse. We know he does, it's part of his, um, charm.

An interesting article from Maimie. I wish I'd kept my 70s/80s clothes. You don't think they'll come back.

Maimie McCoy Gives Us Her Vintage Shopping Tips

Is WW alright? Do we need the cats again?

Love that article. I think Maimie's style is fab. She's just beautiful. I really want to see a pic of her wedding!

God, now I fancy the women in the show as well as the men

Apri she's very stylish. I wish I had relatives to bequeath me vintage classics.

Love the sound of her casual day to day wardrobe. That's pretty achievable.

Hej ww tjena läget?

just gotten an invitation to a primary school open day for toddlermouse.

Hej Mouse. Bara bra här. Du då?

I really can't take any more gorgousness from that man, it's to much!!

I already have a girlcrush on Connie

Afternoon wenchi!!

Apricot - Oooh thank you. Lovely lovely lovely.

Tom and Maimie

I am sooooooo fucking jealous of that woman. Lovely hair and cheekbones and standing there with Mr FAF Burke.

He looks fucking lovely there.

Hmm that radio one tho. Not at all keen on the purple shirt when on Tom or Howie tbh. Ditto the hat. That'd be off pronto. And I see the leather bangle is there...

Santi looks gooooood in jeans. Lovely thighs.

Well jel of the Christmas shopping and lovely lattes. It might not surprise you that I have done almost nothing yet. I need Badders as a housekeeper .....

Mouse ref Tom/hobo ness. Don't worry, we all know he's got very questionable taste. Sometimes fab, often very iffy. The positive spin from #teamtom is that we like his 'I don't give a fuck' attitude which increases his natural sexiness. But occasionally I do have a Norah'slip ons' type meltdown about some if his choices eg that fucking awful hat. This shouldn't distract you from the fact that he is FAF even in horror show clothes. Have you decided which musketeer is the top of your
List?

My phone wants to say 'slipOBS' rather than slipons everything. It's programmed for the lovely Obs. Hope the tiles are up now!

Laters all

Ps FIND THE VIDEO FOOTAGE!!!

Allt ar bra. Tack.

Oooohhh Comtesse!
I could wear a black dress with apron and fob cap and I could call you "modom" and curtsy!

For badders and comtesse the downton rules for household staff

I already see comtesse as a glamourous lady Mary type.

I've always liked you Mousey .

I can do the BRF and translucent paleness. Will have to work on the cut glass accent.

The little white apron suits you Badders

I adore vintage. Today I am rocking a cloche - hat, not a cover for seedlings - and eBay is fab for all manner of tat. Tea dress, tights and boots was my uniform until unfettered access to the boobs was required. Now it's a challenge to look and feel remotely stylish, esp on 3hrs sleep, but this will pass.

And.......holy shitting fuck!!!! Tom!!!!! OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sweet lord!

And a few more of these !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Play date hell was right. I have 3 x 5 year old boys and a 7 year old girl running round the house shouting "banana!" At the top of there voice while pretending to be Minions. DH is working from home (again FFS) and has twice poked his head out of the man cave to express surprise at how loud they are.

I may have just fed them some of Lyndie's flapjack as pat of tea. I may have failed to mention I didn't make it. Don't think DD was fooled.

In other news my knobs have arrived. Back in love with John Lewis.

elk you sound very glam.

MrsBeee that definitely sounds like hell. Have you got wine?

On the domestic front, lance the hoover has an enormous crevice tool. I managed to get at the cobwebs on the ceiling without having to stand on something.

Not yet Mouse but the instant they go home I'm cracking open a bottle. Two nights running, yesterday was DDs friends. I deserve wine. I'm not a natural hostess.

Yes mouse....yes I am

What do your knobs look like MrsB?
No. Those ones!!

Hello.
All my kids hate me.
H is home tonight.
There is no new Tav Lit.

FML.

Anyone finishing off this thread?

Fuck

Well done on your resilience mrsB. Have a pint of prosecco and put your feet up. It's quite extraordinary how loud a few small people can be in a confined space

FUCKING HELL!!!!!

Can one train as a Script Producer overnight?!

SCREAM

On a very positive note - why would they be recruiting for this now without knowing S3 is a goer?

Me?