Swagger Inn Thread 67 – Wenches, just ddooooooo iiiiiiit

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Mops floor, wipes bar, cleans the empties, throws open doors and locks self in cellar with Musketeers...

Get onto it please twatterers

I hope malc gets to read how helene saved the day.

Evening wenches.

Excellent pics from SA. Is Tom trying something new with his hair? Santi just looks total FAF.

I've had a few Christmas present ideas for family. There's just so bloody many of them. I'm going to make some lists. But first, dishes and tidying. Winning at procrastinating.

Vair much approve of Tom's dress sense so far this trip. Tho he has clean and shiny shoes which is a bit of a worry. I'm going with new stuff so not had a chance to scruff them yet. Luca may have borrowed scarf from Tom?

Poor Howie, it's not what he is wearing it's how he is sitting on those totty little chairs.

I agree Sparks was looking forward to black tie. But at least no going out cardi

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All I'm interested in is what you are all getting me for Xmas?

Parp parp! LetUs

MrsB are you suggesting that Tom has decided to battleship Luca's SA debut by lending him an awful luvvie scarf? . I concur

sparkle I'm so cold it's taking me forever to tap out. Hilare X post wavelength post.

As you know I have a childish love of the word bell-end.

Loving all these new ones Carolina thank you.

Love Maimie's dress here and hair. Life is soooooo unfair

OMG has Elk flatlined???

Yes, Maimie looks fab.

I'm supposed to be cooking a meal here.

I'm wondering what the fuck happened to the actual red carpet part and what happened to the 'they will be tweeting their arrival' as seen on twitter a few days ago!

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HOLY SHIT!!!

I've just burnt my feckin dinner forfeckssake

Fecking Tom. Looking like a feckin god.

Where are you getting these from Carolina?....oh ye of the secret source. I only ask because you are going to run out of picture allowance and need to pass the baton on

Tom has really toned up this year, and he wasn't exactly a chubster to start with. His face is all chiselled....or is that just clever facial hair?

Twitter and I will post links in a minute. Going to get coffee!

Aww, that's what I like about you elky always thinking of others.

Quite possibly wishful thinking elk. But who knows?

Has he just put a suit on over the same shirt??

I'm sure the BBC would've coughed up for the baggage allowance Tom....it didn't all have to get shoved in your carry on man bag

The zoom has stopped working on my mac

I am expressing my joy at comtesse's return through the medium of interpretive dance...
Such a shame you are all missing it!
:)