Swagger Inn Thread 67 – Wenches, just ddooooooo iiiiiiit

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Mops floor, wipes bar, cleans the empties, throws open doors and locks self in cellar with Musketeers...

'lo mouse...

I have nothing of interest to say.

Neither do I helen

< runs and snogs anyone who is here>

MeMeMeMe!

(In between mouthfuls of food)

Where did everyone go?

No idea mouse. Fancy a game of cards?

Ooof. the cat has landed

Helen, that's exactly it - wenching mojo lost under a tidal wave of tiredness.

Just had a nightmare with DS2 with him screaming at me and him therefore being sent to bed with no story. I ended up in my bedroom crying. DS2 did come and give me a hug. I'm having one of those "feel like a shit mum" times.

I don't know. I think it's me

Fuckerz.

I'm waiting impatiently for further nonny chapters. Have you read any of them mouse? I'm not sure how far back you have read?
They are very good. Nearly as good as sf.
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Instead of a grip, come and stroke my muff letus

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Noubt to report.
Ready when you are wenches.

Did I mention I loved your name change Obs? It's bloody ace.

Why letus you're making me all shy

Oh *LetUs, I hate those cr@ppy parenting moments. DS has had no computer for the past 48 hours because of snotty attitude and me being "The worst Mummy Ever, go away, I hate you" and other heartwarming endearments. . Have some

I'm always hated by someone. meh.

Oh you know what, I'm knackered. I'm going to bed. see you laterzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I'll be in the hayloft - don't wake me unless you're donating Athos or Porthos for the night....

Ohhhh you meant that muff Norah

Computer at the root of it here too Helen.

I think I'll have an early night.

Sorry, by the way, I've been eating onion ring crisps

Can you link then norah?

Yes I could mouse but I can only do one at a time and I'm lazy hang on though...

No, not really letus but ssssshshhhhhhhshshshhhhhh

here you go

Off to bed. Will do some christmas shopping tomorrow

Mouse I've just rung Hermes and diverted the package to Timbuctoo. He's being an utter twat tonight so not going to inflict him on anyone.

No discernible skills unless you count being a grumpy fucker.

Apricot FMLOLC = Fuck my lack of London career. I had one until a few years ago and then we moved up here for quality of life etc stuff. I failed to take into account proximity to Musketeers

Hi bee

Well, I'm Orf. Toddler has snook his way into my bed, so must remove him and then settle down for so,e sexytime dreams hopefully.

Night all....