Swagger Inn Thread 67 – Wenches, just ddooooooo iiiiiiit

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Mops floor, wipes bar, cleans the empties, throws open doors and locks self in cellar with Musketeers...

All waaaaaaay too energetic for me.....I'll just stick with Athos, and wherever he wants to stick it.

and maybe borrow Porthos for an old fashioned wigwam

Oh fuck, I've managed to convince the asda guy I'm completely unhinged. This is about the fourth time in a row they've subbed my nappies for something else. First pants this time.

Apparently he heard me swearing a lot. (Dp carried them in, I unpacked). It went along the lines of 'this is a fucking piss take. I fucking ordered fucking nappies. When I fucking order them, that's what I fucking want. Not bloody fucking first pants. How the fuck are there no other bloody bastard nappies in the entire fucking bastard shop'.

Poor asda guy. I was reasonable when I spoke to him about it. I didn't say fucking, or bastard. Just asked that he make it known to management that they need to come up with better subs next time. The asda guys are lovely round here. It was like shouting at a puppy. . I am mortified.

Obs we're going to have so much fun

Hi Hannah

Elk - I wasn't Christmas shopping, though I did start last night funnily enough! Nearly finished said Dog after 3 seconds too just had lots going on in RL and had to prioritise my emotional/mental energy

I managed to order lots of stuff dd wanted in sales yesterday, but I had dilemma of Black Friday and Cyber Monday approaching - to beat my prices - so it will all be on standby for refunds.

I was going to attempt it last week, but then remembered Black Friday this week. So I'm going out for the day shopping, to buy everything I haven't already got.

Word on the street is Santi is smooth. Repeat. Santi is smooth. How is Sparkle? Is she wearing black? I remember she is very much in the santi long head hair, full facial hair, camp - hope she's bearing up And how about LetUs? I know Anne would take him with only a pulse as minimum requirement

Lol mouse

Right.
Athos lies on his back on the middle of the bed, head at the head end. Puts legs straight on bed,
Aramis/Dog lies on his back, between Athos' legs, on the bed , head at the foot end. Bends knees, feet on bed.
They squash up their arses really right, so their cocks are as close together as possible.

Wench climbs on, and inserts self onto both cocks. Can lean on Aramis/Dog's knees if necessary. Puts legs somewhere.

Porthos straddles Aramis/Dog

Wench inserts into mouth.

Finally, Aramis/Dog and Treville stand or kneel on either side of bed, wench uses her hands.

I may have overthought this

Well, she's doing ok considering.

But yes, I think it's all been a bit of a shock. It was so sudden!

Right, well.... excellent description there Norah. I do believe that would work.

Elk - I'm not so convinced with yours. On top of the broken neck, I am concerned slightly about being the dead weight flopped on Supine Musketeer's body, as there is no room for self support in that set up.

Not unless you had long upper arms, and could support your weight on your elbows, and you'd have to get the Hand Jobees to stand very, vair, close to your sides and then only manage very short, restricted wanking motion - due to elbow proppage?

Nah, I think I'm going to keep it suicidal dangerous simple and go for a full body harness swing. Laying down, naked, suspended at Musketeer groin height.

Done.

Oh my norah that sounds acrobatic and exhausting.

I don't mind smooth Santi, but I think he looks better with a bit of stubble. I don't like clean shaven men generally but he looks alright.

The other thing about yours Elk, is that (and this may have something to do with having just drank a bucket of tea) I can't help thinking about the water bed belly effect too. If I don't crush him to death, I may just liquid burp in his face, once we've reached full spin cycle

Wigwam? Please explain further elk.

I am slowly recovering from the shame. The embarrassment keeps coming back though.

HANNNNNNNAAHHHHHH

Aaah now if we are bringing harnesses into it, well that makes it a whole lot easier methinks?
Nice one s hannah
Especially if there is a sort of gently bungy type of bounce effect going on. Bit like one of those door frame bouncy things for babies.

In this and indeed ALL scenarios we are are back how we were in our yoof innit. So no big bellies, no saggy tits, greys etc etc. just lithe firm and pert bodies.
Like wot mine is now eh?

From South Africa:

And another:

And another:

And one more:

Very nice apes thank you.

Methinks howie is wearing a hat to hide his hair. I do the very same thing. But srsly. Take off the old man hat you fucking knobend.
Looks like santi is re growing already?

Oooh, thank you Apes. Tom's eyes ....

Oh, they're coming out thick and fast now!

And I've run out of photo allowance! Argh!

Anyway, they're all here:

twitter.com/BBCEnt_SA

Have just got in & thank you God, it IS growing back. LOVING these new pics AND the fact that BBC SA have personally promised me good Aramis stuff tonight on Twitter

Maimie looks gorgeous as per. I love how she dresses.

That last one of Apricot's is lovely. Just really relaxed & lovely. And FAF.

And I've just had to read all the 5-some positioning with DH in the room & I had to put my hands over my mouth to stop the snort. FFS it'd be uncomfortable - but you'd have to give it a go wouldn't you? Beard or no freaking beard.

And ALSO - just in case of any doubt - let it be known that Beardgate would make not one millimetre of room on the rota. I may be in mourning but he'd till get it from here to the end of eternity.

And another observation - is that a Tom in normal clothes shocker?

This trip to SA just keeps on surprising us, non?

That's nothing sparks I kept sniggering during the whole hour long school run just now.

Apparently there's a red carpet event tonight. They actually look as if they're enjoying it, even Tom!

Laughing at Norah desperately searching the internet for heterosexual Muskie-porn. Then making it up herself.

Hi Hannah.