Dustbin™ Ressurection

[IamtheZombie]

Not back yet except to start this thread.

Soon. Maybe.

Useful as a she-wee??

Good capacity certainly

More like a potty though?

If the wedding is in 'forrin-land' the ceremony will be hours and you will verily need to horse-piss.Believe me.

I fainted at a wedding Mass in Vienna because I was holding it in so much

Civil Ceremony about 20 mins. Out doors, access to lots of shrubbery.

Couldn't you just slide out?

Or was it your ceremony ?

haha not my ceremony-I was carried out by a nun and a randomer-middle of Vienna ringroad-made it to the candleshop[don't ask]

Shrubbery is a good plan

I have all contingencies covered, worry not

Anyway, I have legendary bladder capacity and a cast iron pelvic floor.

you kegel stealth boaster you

my pelvic floor needs to be replaced with that industrial steel paving

and just look how we have lowered the tone of this thread.

we need a taste intervention

like-'will you be considering a fascinater'

Shrubbery. Vienna. I know it well...

We can always count on you Zee

Do you know the candle-shop by St Stephens?

Did you eat Sachertorte in the famous Cafehaus[??]

Did you see the Klimts in the [snigger] Kunsthistorisher?

I think there was a rosegarden too??

Omg and those Lipizzaner ponies

Hi Zombs you must be feeling a bit disorientated, in a good way.
Yes, we can be relied on to lower the tone.

Fascinator - non.

Need to work on pasa doblé.

Lipizzaner can't hold a candle to Lusitanos.

Zombie had a friend from America who went to university as a mature student. She was studying German and her course included a couple of stitnts in Bayreuth. Zombie went over to visit her a few times.

On one of the visits we hired a car and did a bit of a tour ending up in Vienna for a couple of days. We stayed in a very inexpensive hotel a bit out of the centre. We had been wandering around the centre all day and about 4pm we dived into a bar/restaurant because one of us needed the loo desperately. We agreed that it was only fair for us to have a beer. Then we had another. And another. Then we ordered something to eat. And another beer. A couple of beers later we asked for out tab. Our waiter pulled out a pad and said "A long, long time ago there were 2 beers". He then proceeded to correctly enumerate our bill. We paid and left heading for the bus stop to get back to our hotel. There was a small area of shubbery beside the bus stop. Zombie's friend announced that she had to go. She dived into the shrubbery and emegerd a couple of minutes later announcing that she was far from the first person to use those "facilities".

all round

I can teach Flamenco and Argentinian Tango but Paso no way Jose

My mum is a milliner and I was working for her a few years ago and kept contacting people to tell them theirtantalisers were ready

I am just a natural tone-lowerer.

My mind is very fizzy atm Zee send lots of love xx

Truly I wished I had known that darn shrubbery to ahem water

vienna candles are the Lusitanos cojones Bee

Your tone-lowering ability must be what attracts me sol.

I have to say, you are exceptionally good at it

Can you teach me Argentinian Tango on-thread?

My Lusitanos cojones are eye-watering!

I'm getting the feeling that Viennese candles don't involve wicks?

Mea Maxima Culpa

I am easily excited by other peoples' speech /word patterns and just ahem linguistically follow-through

I may have to create a you-tube account to teach you!!

Otherwise watch Flavia and Vincente and listen to Astor Piazzolla and lose yourself in the passion.

OK to set the record straight-the candle shop was next to the cathedral,sold kosher church candles/holy candles-had a loo and is not serving as a euphemism on this thread spiritual

I am sure your Lutsitanos are the dogs bolleaux in cojones-a little unfortunate that we are not typing in Hispanic diacriticals!!

Aarrgghh, I like it, it was meant as a compliment, you're funny and lovely.

I might linguistically fall off my chair if I watch any of that tonight, but I'll be checkin' it tomorrow sista

Ah.

I do my best to keep up.

But now you have well and truly lost me.

Soz!

gangsign sista

And I only have one Lusitano.