Dustbin™ Ressurection

[IamtheZombie]

Not back yet except to start this thread.

Soon. Maybe.

Bee Its all Sufi stuff.I am an expert.Trust me.

I insist you have a chaperone.

I nominate DZN

I applaud you Z I seriously can't be arsed with men anymore.Bonne Chance.

And you're not allowed to wear suspenders on your first date!

DZN?? Its all gone a bit Bletchley Park now

Or have more than two alcoholic drinks

DarlingZombieNiece.

Do keep up love

WHO CAN KEEP UP WITH MN ACRONYMS ?? Let alone personal and specific ones??

Sorry we need a proper video feed [grin[

We could stalk, incognito sol

I am not very good at incognito Beebut we are on the same prurient page

I'd have to wear a bag over my head because she knows what I look like!

The "date" is also known as Mister 2006. Zombie met him in Australia initially on a 4 day Great Barrier Reef cruise. He was there with his son. We hit it off straight away. Turned out he lived only about 50 miles from Zombie in the UK. At the end of the cruise we went our separate ways. 10 days later we bumped into each other in Sydney. We were staying in the same hotel. We had a couple of days mooching around Sydney before he flew home.

Naughty, naughty Zombie stalked tracked him down when she got home and sent him a present. (She knew he wouldn't remember that he hadn't given her his UK address.) She was infatuated. What else can she say? She was just emerging from the 2 years in the abyss after her DH had died.

It was (ahem) complicated. He was engaged. To the woman who had been the OW. But he wasn't sure if she would be picking him up when he got back to the UK. She was extremely unhappy that he had gone off with his son for 4 weeks.

Anyway, we met several times. Zombie stayed at his house a few times - in a separate bedroom. It's a long story and the situation is still complicated although in a different way.

This will never go anywhere. He's a lovely chap but...

Still right now Zombie will grab all the ego stroking she can find.

Nothing wrong with stroking

As long as that's all he strokes

TBH he sounds like a good distraction but not a great bet.

You're a bad influence Ms soleil.

I was using a football invective

Tbh I am soo over men-noone in their right mind should listen to my second wave feminism

There is nothing more guaranteed to go right over my head than anything football related.

If you want to talk Fijian rugby players ...

I have to go to bed now.

Those last two sentences are not related

Sweet dreams everyone, mwah.

Anyway we are keeping your segreto safe but will need a polite update.

Forza Bee !

So, which MNers did Zombie have lunch with today? Hmm?

Bet it was fabulous.

Maybe we should try and guess

Oh, and clink-a-doo-dah!

This thread is worse than trying to decipher my mums text messages

But I will join you in a and hope that MNetters are not peeing up my magnolia tree staring at the beautiful blossom

VVV of your magnolia tree, I would never pee anywhere near one of those.

What are you confused about darling?

Can I help?

Huh I am Bletchley Park material

Glad fun was had xxxxxxxxx

A code, or a decoder?

We're assuming fun was had.

We need details