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Things that make you go urgghh when visiting other peoples house...

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EvesMama · 30/06/2006 20:05

my first must be..
there only being thier bath towels in bathroom, so when youve washed your hands after using the loo..you could be wiping them on front bum/back bum/willy parts!!!...bleeergh!

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SSSandy · 04/07/2006 10:11

I think carpet in bathrooms/kitchen would suffer most from my cleaning habits. I slosh and swill bleach and stuff about, I'm a bit wild when I do the cleaning so the carpet would be a mess in no time.

Caligula · 04/07/2006 10:16

LOL at the idea of cats' arses on worksurfaces still attached to their owners. Surely it would be worse if they weren't (still attached, that is)?

Mirage · 04/07/2006 10:21

Having no books always strikes me as weird.In the 12 years that dh & I have been together,I have never seen MIL read anything other than Take a Break or The News of The World.As far as I'm aware,there is not a single book in the whole house.

Also,houses that show no sign of the owners interests or personality,& those bland pictures that look like someone bought them purely because there was a space on the wall that needed filling.Or,even worse,Thomas Kinkade picture,complete with twinkling lights.

The smell of pets,pets food,pets bedding ect in the house.Dogs watching you whilst you eat.Yuk

oliveoil · 04/07/2006 10:26

Not had time to read all of these and have just skimmed but at how judgemental these are.

ffs

If I was invited to someone's house, I wouldn't be wandering about with a peevish eye and noting down dirt.

My house is spotless as I am slighting, ahem, obsessed with cleaning but most people rightly have better things to do.

MadamePlatypus · 04/07/2006 11:42

Mirage, I would LOVE to find a Thomas Kinkade picture in somebody's house! I developed a fascination with QVC in my early breastfeeding days, but have never met anybody with one of his pictures.

EvesMama · 05/07/2006 10:49

whats that?, those pictures that you have to plug in that look like they have a water fall running down them??

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beansontoast · 05/07/2006 10:57

the last time i went/thought eurrgh in someone else's house i was an impressionable teenager who would rather life was like 'marks and spencers food department [a newish aspiration/thing then]..all squeaky clean perfect and souless.

i still love squeaky clean and perfect...just not in my own home.

bluejelly · 05/07/2006 13:03

God you lot ( most of you) have got serious issues around germs
Exposure to bacteria is generally good for you, keeps your immune system going
Obsession with cleanliness has been blamed for the growth in allergies
Also towels are used to dry clean bodies/hands
They are not harbingers of the plague

Seriously you've got to chill out

(You're right about the dog thing though, yuck)

krabbiepatty · 05/07/2006 13:05

I vote this most depressing thread ever (bluejelly et al aside)...

sadandsickened · 05/07/2006 13:07

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LiliLaTigresse · 05/07/2006 13:07

I find most people we visit have got pleasant homes, and am not anal about tidness or cleanliness (but then again there are limits of course...)
the one thing I hate is at MIL's house, where it always smells of TCP
even when she sends a letter or a present it stinks of it
WHY???

bluejelly · 05/07/2006 13:09

Thanks Krabbiepatty

EvesMama · 05/07/2006 14:56

my brothers ex girlfriend used to smell really strongly of tcp and samsara perfume?..dont know why tcp though??think she used it on her spots??

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Axolotl · 05/07/2006 15:27

Here's another vote for cats wandering around kitchen surfaces. Just foul. And done by some really surprising people sometimes! Oh, and leaving food out for flies to poo on, in case it hasn't been mentioned.
Oh (I'm on a roll now) really awful dishcloths that have been used for weeks and weeks and are just a big playground for microbes. Ewww!

babyonboard · 05/07/2006 18:49

My friends don't have a hoover and use a piece of cardboard to scrape the big bits off the carpet..lol
I love them regardless!

One thing that really shocked me was visiting a uni friend, and her and her boyfriend had glasses of red wine, and big bag of cocaine out on the kitchen table , doing lines of it, at 10am!
I'd only known her for two weeks, and was pretty surprised!

EvesMama · 05/07/2006 19:18

went for pub lunch few weeks ago and when burger came it was vile..the only way i could describe it to manager was that it tasted how dirty dishclothes smelt!!bleurrgh

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babyonboard · 05/07/2006 19:22

yuck..I once got a glass of wine in a pub that had dried snot on the stem..how!? why!?

tigermoth · 05/07/2006 19:22

For those of you who hate the thought of cats on kitchen surfaces, tips please on how you would stop a cat from leaping up on them? And I don't mean shoot the cat!

We have a young cat, as of late spring, she is now allowed outside. The cat flap is in the kitchen. So no need of litter tray, hurray as I hate them. But if she is to go outside, she has to go through the kitchen. We do discourage her from getting on the surfaces, and now she is allowed in the garden she is out there most of the time. However, I cannot stand guard in the kitchen all day in case she puts a paw (or arse) out of place. For one thing, I am at work.

So what I do is bleach the kitchen surfaces daily and when we prepare any food, or cut bread, or lay out cutlery etc, we use clean wooden boards that are kept in a cat free place.

So is that ok with you? waiting on tenterhooks here

Bear in mind that some cat owning people like me may not put food, crockery and cutlery that is to be put in people's mouths straight onto their cat imprinted kitchen surfaces. What more can we do?

babyonboard · 05/07/2006 19:24

smear them in tar..that'll teach her..lol

seriously..I wouldn't worry about it!? so long as you clean them then whats the issue?

geekgrrl · 05/07/2006 19:45

shoot 'em with a water pistol. They'll soon get the message but never suss that it was you who did it to them.
It it hard though. One of our cats kept burning his paws badly on the ceramic hob - he'd get up as soon as we left the kitchen. Took us months to work out how he kept injuring his paws so badly, so if even that didn't deter him...

babyonboard · 05/07/2006 19:49

my mums cats used to jump up at the oven door when she was cooking, I guess the smell intrigued them, and one of them ended up with serious burns..
they are put outside when she cooks now.

TooTicky · 05/07/2006 19:52

Tigermoth, try hissing/growling when you catch her up there and pushing her off at the same time. You may feel odd the first few times, and visitors may be a little surprised...

mummydear · 05/07/2006 20:16

We have two cats both of which we had well before children. Yes they do walk on the kitchen surface but are soon shoooed off , yes they do curl up on the sofa , yes they do curl up on our bed.

The children and cats get along very well, neither of my children have caught any horrible stomach bugs etc etc from having cats .

Cats are very clean animals , unlike some humans who may often fail to wash hands properly after tiolet or before eating food. More poeple get stomach upsets from failing to wash hands and sreading gems than a cat being curious about what is on the kitchen work top.

I always warn new people/children when coming to our house that we have cats because they are so many pople who have allergies or simply hate cats. Everyone who comes to the house remarks what beautiful cats they are.

HandlebarMoustache · 05/07/2006 20:21

Bloody women, always leaving the seat down

glassofwine · 05/07/2006 21:03

We've got friends who have snail trails across their living room carpet, which their DD crawls across.

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