I'm getting a card, and DH is cooking me a meal. Almost an arguement here, and it's not even Valentines day yet".
"Don't bother cooking dinner tomorrow night, I'll do it".
"Oh wow, anything but stir fry, rice or noodles, please!" (DH lacks imagination in the kitchen)
"Oh - well what else can I cook then? And I've already bought the stuff. You could have just pretended"