How's this for romance then? I was just posting on Rhubarb's other Valentine's Day thread and dh was reading over my shoulder.
"That's not true" he says "I did think of Valentine's Day. I looked on moneysavingexpert.com and it said the cheapest place for a dozen red roses was Tesco (£4.79) so I went to have a look but they were crap so I didn't bother and I kept seeing blokes wandering round town with bunches of crappy Tesco roses and I was thinking to myself 'You're going to get those thrown back in your face, mate, they're rubbish.'"
So bless, he did think of me...