Usually love Terry Wogan but cannot listen this week !!(rant alert)

[lilibet]

Because it's the auction for "things that money can't buy"

ok Terry, I have no money, can I go on the set of Dr Who?

Can I go and meet Janet McTeer and Harriet Walter?

And when you say that someone has paid ten thousand pounds, do you mean pounds of turnips?

Been listening to Classic FM this week

email Terry marthamoo and tell him that on Friday night we would prefer to watch paint dry.

I think SK has regular drying-out breaks, when the much more congenial Lynne somebody or other nobly stands in. She is off a lot and I have not forgotten the strikingly inept cut and paste they had to do for SK on some Radio Times group Radio 2 photo. Everyone else made it, including Johnnie Walker who was having chemo at the time.

She does have lots of "holidays". Am sure have heard stories of lushness before

Kayleigh, I have lost your e-mail addresses
It is so NICE to see you around!

You're a bit of a closet R2 nerd aren't you, Marina ?

x posts Marina

OMG, can you imagine winning that at auction Malory! Shades of Father Jack Hackett in pink cashmere...

Nerd, moi? Just because I have a much kissed photo of ousted Richard Allinson under my pillow, I am no R2 nerd

Richard Allinson is awful Marina. Sounds like Gary Davies

Hi Marina - will email you X

He plays good music though, or did until lard-by-name, lard-by-nature muscled in on his patch.
Gary Davies, what an insult! Next you'll be saying he has a haircut like Bruno Brookes
(Please do Kayleigh, there is a city lunch coming up you know x)
It's not too late for me to crowbar open the Barbican Centre postbox and retrieve my Annabel Karmel you know tinker...

Fortunately, I've never seen him

Never mind Kayleigh you won't have time to watch it Friday night, you'll be out with me eh?

Should increase the attendance at school anyway.

Are you taking group bookings anorak?

I hate fecking Children in Need.
The idea that the proles are gagging at the bit to 'mix with the stars'. Bleaarghh.
Tennis with Johnathon Ross?
I would rather be taken up the arse by the local Rotary club.

Twice.

LOL at moondog

can't stand Terry Wogan

Moondog

Spray

LGJ rushes off to get a cloth.~~~~~~~~~~~

It's a school Christmas thingy Marina. You could always contact Kayleigh if you fancy escaping from our leprechaun friend. I'm sure she'll be pleased to invite you along

oooh yes, it's a ladies indulgence evening at our local school Marina. Indian head massage, pedicures, reflexology, thai massage. All very tranquil and not a newsreader in a skirt in sight

Kayleigh

What part of the country are you in??

Am in North London/Herts LadySherlockofLGJ

I ask only because I am going to one on Friday in Surrey.