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ROFL Metrobaby. Reminds me of the story BIL tells of going away on holiday and coming back discovered that his mother (Hyacinth Bucket in disguise) had let herself into his flat and cleaned it for him, including alphabeticising his porn collection.

this is funny - thomcat - what did your mum say??!!

He he he slug.

When dp & I had just met I was living with two male friends. One Friday p.m. we (dp & I) skipped work early to have an all afternoon sesh (oh, those were the days). So we were going for it up in the bedroom when we hear footsteps on the stairs, and a knock. It was my flatmate asking if he could borrow a screwdriver (of all things). I said that he could, but that I was kind of busy right now, and he said OK. So we carried on where we'd left off.

After a few minutes we realised that we had not heard footsteps going back downstairs. No, he was apparently standing there waiting for the screwdriver!

Don't know if I can say this without losing all anonomity(sp) but once upon a time I lived with 500 firemen... never knew how many single female friends I had until they started turning up for weekends! Fortunately (in one way ) DP and I got together within a few weeks of moving to this location, but we each had tiny rooms, with (I kid you not) walls 1 sheet of plasterboard thick seperating each room. Our relationship caused quite a stir amongst our mutual friends, and being blokes, instead of asking us if it was true, they set out to get their own evidence. Think: very busy on bed and elsewhere in room when suddenly tap at window (on third floor at this point)but unfortunately no curtains. Look out to see four faces peering in... my best 'pals' had abseiled down from the roof and successfully caught us at it. Dirty Bastards!