Horrifying bra shop debacle!!!!!!!!!

[colditz]

Had to buy a new bra today, so went into my local bra shop with 2.5 yo ds in his pushchair.

In the changing room, ds pipes up as I take off my bra to try one on....

"Look! Mummy's big boobies! Boobies, mummy, two boobies! Looooooook!!! Big BOOOOOOOOBIEEEEEEESSSSS!"

While I was desperatly trying to distract him with rambling gasps of

"What colour is your t shirt darling? And your pushchair? Do you want some chocolate? Say chocolate!"

(... and thinking "Oh my God you little sod. You've never noticed them before, you've seen them before, why now for God's sake, why ^now!?"....)

I was chatting to my sister's neighbour who has a ds the same age as dd. She was talking about how she loves being a SAHM and taking him to the park, swimming, etc.

"Where does mummy take you?" I asked dd, fully expecting her to say "the beach" or "Farmer Palmers". "To the pub" says dd.

I was trying on clothes with dd (4) in the cubicle with me. And she was really lovley "That looks so pretty, Mummy" etc and then

"That top really suits you, Mummy, it covers your wobbly belly"

and

"That bra only covers HALF your boobies, Mummy!"

PMSL at Hayls because I misread it and thought her mum insisted that she could go to the loo on her own...!