a new thread to stop me reading that dull one about Vaunda and her life

[Enid]

right

I'll start

its dd2's second day at nursery and she cried

when I left this morning my ford fiesta was parked between two porsche 4x4's and I nearly walked on rather than admit my shite car was mine

advice please

A bit like a Vauxhall No-Va (doesn't work) in Spain I guess gggl.

I like that car the French footballer drives - the one with va va voooom. Actually, I just like the footballer, you can keep the car.

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Why is a cayenne "tacky"?

dunno

prob cos we can't afford one

although I know dh would refuse to get one even if we could afford it

Why are 4*4s "tacky" ?

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4x4s aren't tacky - just the Cayenne!

the cayenne looks stupid. it just doesn't 'work'. muck with money enid, muck with money

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Go Daddycool!! Think I feel a song coming on!!

Daddycool have you driven one?

gggl I am glad at least I haven't missed you. Look, shall I hoick the thing out and see if I can collapse/post it? It is as light as a feather but rather big. x

Toothache?

Toothache?

We parked our dull as dishwater car next to one of those cayennes ON PURPOSE in a car park the other day going on the theory that nobody is going to nick our car when there is one which costs more than a house sitting next to it!! And, my DH has a 20 year old Landrover which would beat the crap out of a cayenne in an off road challenge and yes, my DH does use his LR off road and hardly ever on the road (except in the snow)

MB

mawbroon - great name!!

does anyone have a link to show me what a cayenne looks like?

Awww gee thanks ssd

actually you must be my maw - I look like Daphne (if I remember right she's the fat dumpy one, not the glamorous one!) Or am I thinking of scooby doo????

what a lovely, refreshing thread

LOL. Daphne is the voluptious one - not the bimbo one who is called Maggie.

I chose the name because at 5 weeks pregnant my boobs inflated to the size of Mawbroon's! Little did I know that at 34 weeks (now) they would be bigger still with more to come once the baby is here!!

Perhaps I should pick one of the Broons names for my baby.

you mean the bairn!

No, I was thinking more Horace or Hen.

Enid, here's one for you: today at school I saw this personalised number plate on a massive 4 x4

TOO 4RSY

How crass is that