a new thread to stop me reading that dull one about Vaunda and her life

[Enid]

right

I'll start

its dd2's second day at nursery and she cried

when I left this morning my ford fiesta was parked between two porsche 4x4's and I nearly walked on rather than admit my shite car was mine

advice please

yes

blue

him htinking he is crazy

I think they look great wiwaffey

Erm, no, but she should be out of nappies by then.

lol

nice that they let him

buy him a balaclava for winter then he can look like tiny terrorist

Giraffe - they are gorge!!!

oh gawd I know that feeling - just stepped out my door (well 1hr ago actually) to take DS1 to school and it was full of 4x4's, BMW's and the likes

Do I live in a dodgy area? They all drive Puntos, Clios and Rover 25s!

i moved to dorset to get away from all that but it is dreadfully posh here now

Seat covers really need accessorising with elderly Feu Orange car deodoriser, blaring Youssou N'Dour and racket of diesel engine straining to evade Peugeot bonnet to truly replicate that dangerous Parisian taxi ride experience though

When you all say that you are ignoring the other thread, do you mean that you're reading it, slack-jawed, but managing not to post? In which case I'm ignoring it too.

I can knit balaclavas to order. Underrated garment IMO, good idea to fit a zip for those must-ignore-my-child moments

Is it not all Hugh Fearnley thingy and self suffiency down there Enid? Cider festivals and hippies?

ha ha ha marina this thread is making me laugh

no I really am not reading it now

I did read and post too but then felt dirty

I just cracked. I was so concerned about Jimjams not knowing about the concept of the Parish Mass at the spiky end of the C of E that I posted there Bran . Please don't send me away...

here you go

lucy there is that yes but all H f-whitt acolytes also seem to have posh cars

oh thank goodness marina as I was concerned about that too now you have enlightened me without having to go back there...

That's ME! the yellow one with the necklace!

His mum did a very interesting (in a nice way) article in the Smellygraph on Sat about how to be a top grandma. Was thinking of posting it anonymously to MIL but as she is always sniping about the shame of being related to a DT reader she might make the connection...

Ah, but remember how stupid all those tacky 4X4 drivers will feel next week when there's a fuel shortage ...see other MN threads today.

true, oldiemum. They need a mortgage just to refuel their car!

I would like to be on this thread too but I can't talk cars.

sorry. I am sad. need to take dd to hospital now anyway.

dd2 had a lovely day all the staff are in love with her and she made some cakes

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