a new thread to stop me reading that dull one about Vaunda and her life

[Enid]

right

I'll start

its dd2's second day at nursery and she cried

when I left this morning my ford fiesta was parked between two porsche 4x4's and I nearly walked on rather than admit my shite car was mine

advice please

Pretend you're the maid Enid?

dukes of hazarrd horn.

Maybe focus instead on the perfect parking angle for your Fiesta doors to deliver a lovely dent to both those tackywagons. Time to re-draw the parking spaces a la Bart Simpson and the teachers' parking lot? And then you could photograph the resulting carnage as a installation and sell it for £££££ to a certain lovely local gallery owner...
mind is whirling away here to keep you away from that thread...I have not been there either.
Dd2 is not dd1...you don't need me to tell you that Enid, do you. They will call if she is truly unsettled. My little tank in tights has grizzled when I am leaving for work all this week despite loving nursery. The end of the hols really unsettles children (and adults).

I'm ignoring said thread. Instead I am trying (insuccessfully) to find picture of my purchases mentioned in my Style: Wedding and Christening thread.

Not seen the Porsche 4x$ I have to say.. and actually I've stopped noticing that the other parents at nursery drive personalised Jags whilst I drive a Focus... I don't notice it al all anymore - honest

What about one of these?

Stick-on Confederate flag? Short shorts? Stetson?

oh err, spooky head on that car!

ha ha ha rofl marina

I did peek in just after I left and she was shyly agreeing to take part in some finger painting

they said last week that she was lovely and so friendly and cheerful, just a few tears at lunchtime (its a prep and the nursery are mixed with reception and yrs 1&2 at lunchtime) but she settled quickly and ate loads with no retching!

suzy how on earth did you find that

Porsche Cayenne YUK!!!!

I'm a sad Googler!!

Sigh, I wish I lived out in the sticks instead of sophisticated suburbia. That car is truly awesome Suzy.

thats the one

I would have thought everyone thought they were amazing but dh says they are hideously tacky so I suppose I feel better

cant dismiss the volvo xc90s and estates and BMW x5's that easily though

I did mean the customised one not the Cayenne. Dh sniggers whenever he sees a Cayenne, he cannot believe how awful they are. Says he'd rather have a Multipla which is going it some coming from him...

DP is the hugest Porsche fan that exists, and he hates the Cayenne with a passion. I'm getting one if I win the Lottery, just to piss him off!

ds3

pants on head
all day

No, not a multipla NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

The doors will still dent the same in the supermarket carpark and you can't fit a BMW into some of the parking spaces I fit my Punto into!

my next car

I don't like it, are they a status symbol then?

clean ones I hope bb!

here you go enid

Poists crossed suzy - I was talking about the porsche thing

can you fit a jumbo pack of nappies and a wine box in the boot ss?

did they let him

what kind of pants

what started it off