Some rather lovely houses there. But I am feeling rather happy to be in my less-than-lovely bijou country residence over looking open countryside and the main road.
They are photographed in a very picturseque manner for French immobiliers, who do not make a great effort to portray the most attractive side of any property. They apparently just stand in the middle of any room, without tidying or arranging, and take one photo, often without actually putting their eye to the viewfinder. Browsing properties on the internet is therefore less than illuminating, if very honest.
"Look, darling, that house has got a staircase/window/sofa."
"Yes, and they had moules for supper last night and are obviously waiting for someone to volunteer to do the washing up."
My favourite shows a rather small living room dominated by a huge suitcase in the middle of the floor. (As in "Our house is so awful we can't wait to get out.")
Anyway, to keep in with the theme francais, Mellors has nipped to Waitrose across the channel and laid on a sumptuous petit dejeuner with croissants, brioche, pains au chocolat, tartines, jus d'orange and chocolat chaud or good strong coffee in tiny cups.