Welcome Balletpump! Glad you could join us here. :)
JM - :( re your mum going home but glad you had her to stay. Woohoo! to visiting Disneyland - that's a heck of a long way to go for a short time though, isn't it? How long are you staying in California for?
Maud - that house sounds fab! I am torn between liking my Steptoe's Aladdin's Cave style house (yes, it has been described by "friends" as both) and having one like the Addams Family.
Bean - I don't know - how are his ears? and tonsils? is he having any balance issues as well? Any foods that might be bringing it on? Could he have intestinal migraine? All ideas that could be explored if he continues to be randomly sick.
UniS - I had one Very Bad idea - can you source some crystal meth?? 
Or some soda crystals (probably more easily got from a village shop, to be fair) - or does the shop do any of those lead crystal window hanging things, that make rainbows when the sun shines through? Or perhaps some natural crystal (again unlikely in a village shop, sadly). Sugar = crystals - perhaps they have some rock sugar? Perhaps not. :(
Happy Anniversary anyway - 15 years - woohoo!
CMOTD - sorry you are in pain again. Have you local painkilly stuff to rub on the sore bits?
Donki - I did :) at the idea of carving swedes! Yes, loads harder than pumpkins, I'll bet!
Off to the post office in a mo to post a card from the Lost Dog to Balletpump's DS. :)